Songs we no longer sing.

[tolmie's hairdoo]

John Bond we love you, John Bond we do... To tune of Grandma...

Nah, nah, nah, nah, Ferguson's riddled with herpes, Martin Edwards has got Aids, and so has that twat Matt Busby...

Remember member remember...remember when... City scored ten.

We all agree where United should be, shovelling shit on the isle of Capri.

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Neil McNab, Neil McNab.

In the Liverpool slums, they root through the bins for something to eat, find a dead cat and they think it's a treat, in your Liverpool slums.

He's only a poor little Scouser, his face is all tattered and torn, he made me feel sick, so I hit him with the brick, and now he don't sing anymore.

And believe it or not... Some twats in the Kippax used to hiss Gas to
Spurs fans and to the tune of Chas and Dave's Spurs are on their way to Wembley... 'Spurs are on their way to Belsen, Hitler's gonna gas 'em again..'

I always used to like 'it was the ice on the wings that made the aeroplane go down, in the most delightful way' to the tune of a spoonful of sugar.

But then I hit 14 and grew up.

 

[DancingBadger]

not really chants but songs. does nobody else remember some loonies at the back of the kippax in the 70's who used to sing the beer at home means davenports advert all the way thru. and a nutter from bury or somewhere who used to sing every verse of rawtenstall fair when fuck all was happening on the pitch. weird bunch of long haired lads

Ooh, that brings back memories - the Davenports song was me, East Level 2 (think that's his username here, he posts a lot more than me) and a variety of others who I don't think post here. We also sang a hymn to recreational pharmaceuticals based on beer at home means Davenports, entitled dope at home means cannabis. Sadly, I can remember all the words to both. We all played kazoos too, and I had one of those cycle horns to get things going (honk honk, honk honk honk, honk honk honk honk, City!)

I don't remember Rawtenstall Fair, that wasn't us. As for "weird bunch of long haired lads," - yeah, that was us!

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

In the Kippax when the away fans were at the top next to the City singing section....night match v Sheff Wednesday

Wednesday fans singing 'You've got David White and he is fucking shite"

To which we sang '"You've got David Hirst and he is fucking worse"

Both sets of fans laughing at that.... happy days

 

[kippax81]

We're on our way, we're on our way
To the Premier, we're on our way
How we gonna get there I don't know
Are we gonna get there I don't care
All I know is City's on our way

Think it was from the Joe Royle promotion season back to the prem

It was. Remember belting this out in Yates' whilst stood on a table the night of the 1-4 at Blackburn.

Some great chants in here brings back so many memories.

Happy days... where were we, when we were shit eh?

 

[warpig]

The shitty man united went to Rome to see the pope,
The shitty man united went to Rome to see the pope,
The shitty man united went to Rome to see the pope,
And this is what he said, FUCK OFF!

Who the fuck are man united, Who the fuck are man united, Who the fuck are man united, And the blues go marching on on on!!!

The super man city went south to see the queen,
The super man city went south to see the queen,
The super man city went south to see the queen and this is what she said...

We love you city we do, we love you city we do, we love you city we do, oh city we love you!

 

[ctidcarl]

We're on our way, we're on our way
To the Premier, we're on our way
How we gonna get there I don't know
Are we gonna get there I don't care
All I know is City's on our way

Think it was from the Joe Royle promotion season back to the prem

Remember singing this on the concourse at Ipswich away, when we beat them 4-1 in the Cup on a Sunday night (great day!!)

The super man city went south to see the queen,
The super man city went south to see the queen,
The super man city went south to see the queen and this is what she said...

We love you city we do, we love you city we do, we love you city we do, oh city we love you!

Always thought it was "The famous Man City went to town to see the queen"

Also, theres a youtube video (dunno how to post the link) of some lads on a train at Wolfsburg, singing a song which should have really caught on.

To the tune of Agadoo (I know, bear with me!!)

Ag-uer-ro, ro, ro
Balotelli and Dzeko
Aguer-ro-ro-ro
Balotelli and Dzeko
To the left, to the right, David Silva's dynamite
Come & dance if you can, Yaya Toure is the man

We've got Vincent Kompany
And Gael Clichy
And when it goes wrong
We've got Nigel de Jong!!

The video is funny as fook if anyone can post it??

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Pardon Pardoe
He's off to Mexico
With Bell and Lee and Summerbee
Pardoe Pardoe

Repeat

4 Pardoe's at the end........:-)

Also:-

Joe Mercer, Joe Mercer,
Is it true what people say,
We're gonna win the football League...........

 

[paulchapo]

Apologies if these have been mentioned. 5 minutes before the end....''It's time for you to run, it's time for you to run...so fuck off!!'' On the same theme...''You'll never make the station!'' Some bloke used to shout on the kippax in a booming voice. ''Zagger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi!''...Then after repeating everyone would join in with ''One two three four listen to the kippax roar...CITY!!!'' Dying out is ''We'll drink a drink a drink to Colin the king the king the king!''

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Neil McNab, Neil McNab.

We did sing that for Neil McNab, but years earlier we sang the same anthem for Tommy Booth.

Maybe we could adapt some of these old chants for the players of today, it can't be that hard.

 

[mat]

We did sing that for Neil McNab, but years earlier we sang the same anthem for Tommy Booth.

Maybe we could adapt some of these old chants for the players of today, it can't be that hard.

There's is this fuck ugly scouser
His face is all tattered and worn
He plays for the shit
Whilst grans suck his dick
And uses their pubes cos he's bald