Songs we no longer sing.

[crazyg]

We did sing that for Neil McNab, but years earlier we sang the same anthem for Tommy Booth.

Maybe we could adapt some of these old chants for the players of today, it can't be that hard.

As in:

His name is David Silva and from Valencia he did come
To play for Pep Guardiola's team back in the Premier League
And when you walk down Ashton New Road you'll always hear us cry
We are the best team in the land that no-one can deny

Doesn't really have the same ring as it used to.

 

[Originals]

70s

I’d like to teach
The World to sing
In perfect harmony
With Bell and Lee
And Summerbee
And Willie Donachie
It’s a City thing

Could possibly change that to

We'd like to teach the world to play the Pep Guardiola way with
KDB and Sergio
and Vincent Kompany
Its a City thing.

 

[its a Barm]

We are shit and we are sick of it, was one that got sung on a few times over the years, thankfully not for a while and hopefull never again.

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

There's is this fuck ugly scouser
His face is all tattered and worn
He plays for the shit
Whilst grans suck his dick
And uses their pubes cos he's bald

lol :-)

 

[Deleted member 58678]

"They say that Old Tafford's a wonderful place
But the songs that they sing are a fucking disgrace
With full backs and half backs and forwards too
With their hands down their shorts they've got fuck all to do
The Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
The songs that they sing they know fuck all about
So we all agree where those bastards should be
Shovelling shit on the isle of Capris
Of Capris
Of Capris
Shovelling shit on the isle of Capris
Of Capris
Of Capris
Shovelling shit on the isle of Capris"

This should be one of our staple chants but it's disappeared. So much better than any of our other anti-Rag chants.

 

[warpig]

There's is this fuck ugly scouser
His face is all tattered and worn
He plays for the shit
Whilst grans suck his dick
And uses their pubes cos he's bald

People no longer sing that you say.

 

[mat]

People no longer sing that you say.

I was replying to a post saying can't we revive some of the songs using current players.

 

[warpig]

I was replying to a post saying can't we revive some of the songs using current players.

Sorry mat, it was a tongue in cheek reply. I will put a winky smiley face thing next to my attempts at sarcasm in future for the avoidance of any doubt

 

[mat]

Sorry mat, it was a tongue in cheek reply. I will put a winky smiley face thing next to my attempts at sarcasm in future for the avoidance of any doubt

Apologies too.

I'm not with it today. One of those absolute Cnut of a day is brewing.

 

[Englisc]

Kinkladze/Alan ball to wonderwall?

Something like this if i remember...probably way off,so blame old age.

And all the runs that kinky makes are winding
and all the goals that city score are blinding
There are many times we would like to score again
but we dont know how,we dont know how
because maybe,your gonna be the one that saves me
and after all,your my Alan Ball