Songs you don't hear anymore (some for obvious reasons!)

[Amigo]

The Scars on his neck prove he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez.
He'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat the munich ****
He's sown his head on back to front
CARLOS TEVEZ HERMAN MUNSTER HEAD!

I remember one about Brian Robson but I don't remember all the words. Something like:

His legs are made of plastic,
His muscles are elastic,
Brian Robson is a spastic,
the ??? family.

The Busby family? Another verse

The Ground is a Mueseum
Where Idiots go to see'em
They kick you for no reason
The Busby family

In 1962 we fell into division 2
The Stretford End cried out aloud
It's the end for you Sky Blues

Joe Mercer came we played the game
We went to Rotherham
We won 1-0 and we went back up to division one

Since then

We won the League and FA-Cup
and have been to Europe too
And when we win the League this year
We'll sing this song to you


CITY!!! CITY!!!!

My all time favourite city song.

 

[mancityvstoke]

flying high oh flying high
we'll keep the blue flag flying high
and in the muck well fight like fuck
to keep the blue flag flyin high

 

[Mental_blue]

Shaun Goater, super star,
how many goals has he scored so far?
1 or 2, or is it 3?
scores with his tit, were at wemb- er - ley.

Georgie Best
Superstar
Walks like a woman
and wears a bra

we used to sing that in Junior school

 

[mancityvstoke]

I'll tell you now of things that I know

that will fill your hearts with laughter

and it all happened there on a very foggy day........etc etc etc (sick as fk)

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Three which spring to mind from the 90's at Maine Road:

You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing!

We're SHIT, and we're sick of it, we're SHIT, and we're sick of it...

You're not fit to wear the shirt! You're not fit to wear the shirt! You're not fit, you're not fit, you're not fit to wear the shirt!


Ahh the good old days...

 

[mancityvstoke]

Divison 2 calling you man Utd
division 2 calling you man utd

 

[samharris]

"Come on Wimbledon"

 

[glen quagmire]

Alan Ball's a football genius.

 

[mancityvstoke]

We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the north
We hate the scousers the cockneys of course
We hate Utd without any doubt

We are the Manchester, pride of all Lancashire

We are the Manchester BOYS

Na na na n ana

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

OOH ONKY-VONKY! OOH ONKY-VONKY!