Songs you hate with every fibre of your being.

Billy Joel

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

La, la-la, di-di-da
La-la di-di-da da-dum da di dumdum da.....Fuck off you twat!!!!
 
Africa by Toto

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympia above the Serengeti" is a crime against language and whoever wrote it should have been prosecuted and shot.

While we're on the subject, Kid Rock on All Summer Long rhymes
"a boy and a man" with "Northern Michigan".

How can he be allowed to get away with that?
 
Rude by Magic! Seemed to get played everywhere in 2014 and it has to be one of THE most terrible songs I've ever heard in my life.

Lyrics are shite, music is shite and it made me want to smash up whatever device it was playing out of. We also had a bloke, in my office who was the living embodiment of Colin Hunt from the Fast Show. He used to sing it at the top of his voice.

How I didn't get sacked for assaulting the stupid twat is a testament to my patience and self-control.
 
Africa by Toto

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympia above the Serengeti" is a crime against language and whoever wrote it should have been prosecuted and shot.

While we're on the subject, Kid Rock on All Summer Long rhymes
"a boy and a man" with "Northern Michigan".

How can he be allowed to get away with that?
I wish I hadn’t read that. I just went berserk in a Costa Coffee. Waiting on Police and ambulances as I type.
 

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