Spain decriminalizes sex acts with animals as long as no physical injury occurs

[aguero93:20]

I've seen someone who thought they were jesus shagging a lamp post in the middle of a dual carriageway once - he seemed happy enough

You'd be happy too in that scenario.

 

[aguero93:20]

It's the only way to fuck them...

...... apparently....

You still need to go from behind or you'll get disemboweled, my mate tells me.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

You'd be happy too in that scenario.

I'm more of a traffic cone man myself ;-)

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm more of a traffic cone man myself ;-)

Must have taken some prep work to stretch your arse enough for that one!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

What is this the Daily Sport? Ffs close and bin this ridiculous thread.

Why, if we draw real Madrid later in the CL it's important for Ian cheeseman and the rest of our dedicated away crowd to know what animals they can shag pre/post match and pace drinking accordingly.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Sea Life in the Costa Del Sol have just completed a world record signing for a dolphin in preparation for the start of the tourist season

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Didn't a bloke from Denton get done for shaggin a dolphin a few years ago ?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The only country where a sports star doesn't want to be known as the GOAT.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Didn't a bloke from Denton get done for shaggin a dolphin a few years ago ?

Yes, it was a little on the tame side

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Didn't a bloke from Denton get done for shaggin a dolphin a few years ago ?

The flipper.