Splashing cyclistst

brooklandsblue2.0

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Not feeling quite so 'Team Wiggo' today are we smart arses?! How many of these lycra clad numpties did you get today?! I drenched one off Barton Dock road. #satisfying.


Happy hunting people, fill your boots!
 
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.
 
They'd be pissed wet through anyway but there is a certain satisfaction as you see that mini tsunami engulf them in your wing mirror.
 
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.


I would imagine I'm physically fitter than 90% on here. I object to the idiots and their selfish ways and foul mouths. I know you're not all like that but I can only comment on the ones I encountered who very much fit into the 'weirdy beardy' bracket.
 
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.

Seconded
 
I feel like driving them over when they are cycling alongside each other - sometimes in a three - holding up anything between one and ten cars. This is becoming a much more common occurance. I will one day have my face in the news after having ploughed into a group of cyclists.

Loads of the cunts don't stop at traffic lights.

I nearly ran one over at a mini roundabout not long ago because he didn't give way to the right. He just went right in through as I was pulling out and turning round the RAB.

My patience is wearing thin with some of these complete cunts on bicycles. Learn the Highway Code and take your Cycling Proficiency Test you fucking morons!

-- Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:36 am --

BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.
"some" is the most important word in that post.

Also I have road cycled in my life, and getting piss wet through is like getting mud on your kit playing rugby - it's part of it and I wouldn't ever expect to come home dry from cycling on a wet day. Muddy puddles, the lot.
 
Have no problem with most of them most of the time. Its the Sunday riders that dress up in their lycra playsuits and go for a ride down along the narrow country lanes. That's not so bad as they have a right to be there, but when the selfish twats insist on riding side by side so they can talk about how chafed their thighs are or how sore their bottom is that's when they get a blast of twin air horn from a two ton vehicle a few feet behind them. Tends to do the job and give me the room I need to get past.
 
It's the delight they take in rushing up the inside of traffic and the smug look when the (wrongly) think they are getting somewhere quicker than the motorist. Also they have a standard response which ends in the word 'off' when challenged about their dangerous ways. Today was extremely satisfying for me and hopefully all these new found cyclists since our Olympic success will think twice in future.

This sort of thing is commonplace

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LP94r7AF0w&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]
 
skelpomike said:
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.

Seconded

Cheers Mike - I think the dumbwits who terrorise and abuse cyclists are referring to a small percentage of them who do abuse the roads who cycle in sandals and without helmets. Fucking cowards. Splashing cyclists, attempting to drive them off the road for fuck's sake - I've seen some serious injuries caused by thick twats trying to be clever swerving close to cyclists, even deliberately driving them off the roads. I've had it done to me and its pretty hairy at speed.
You may think its big and clever in the safety of your car, but when a cyclist hits the deck at 20mph plus, its no fucking joke.
Just think before you do it.
PS whats wrong with lycra? It feels lovely next to the skin..... ;)
 
I used to cycle to work myself and its true there are some right nobs driving cars too close etc.However there has been millions of pounds spent on cycle paths and cycle lanes but for some reason a lot of riders ride on the road,no lights no hi viz and then wonder why motorists get annoyed.
 
de niro said:
i'd fuck cyclists off the road, oh hang on they have done it themselves by using the fucking pavement. inconsiderate tossers.

Until they pay to use the roads, they can fuck right off....

Got two at once earlier....of course, to have avoided the neo lake I ran through would have caused danger to other road users, officer.... ;-)
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.


I would imagine I'm physically fitter than 90% on here. I object to the idiots and their selfish ways and foul mouths. I know you're not all like that but I can only comment on the ones I encountered who very much fit into the 'weirdy beardy' bracket.


I know you're a massive attentiion seeker etc but I imagine the 10% on here who who are fitter and ride bikes will be keeping a close eye on your threads and an eye out for your scratch free, sparkling motor.
 
danburge82 said:
I feel like driving them over when they are cycling alongside each other - sometimes in a three - holding up anything between one and ten cars. This is becoming a much more common occurance. I will one day have my face in the news after having ploughed into a group of cyclists.

Loads of the ***** don't stop at traffic lights.

I nearly ran one over at a mini roundabout not long ago because he didn't give way to the right. He just went right in through as I was pulling out and turning round the RAB.

My patience is wearing thin with some of these complete ***** on bicycles. Learn the Highway Code and take your Cycling Proficiency Test you fucking morons!

-- Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:36 am --

BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.
"some" is the most important word in that post.

Also I have road cycled in my life, and getting piss wet through is like getting mud on your kit playing rugby - it's part of it and I wouldn't ever expect to come home dry from cycling on a wet day. Muddy puddles, the lot.

Coming home wet through from hard cycling, braving and beating the elements is part of it, but not wet through from some inconsiderate twat deliberately swerving to attempt to splash and cause injury isn't part of it, is my point.
 
BooksReject said:
danburge82 said:
I feel like driving them over when they are cycling alongside each other - sometimes in a three - holding up anything between one and ten cars. This is becoming a much more common occurance. I will one day have my face in the news after having ploughed into a group of cyclists.

Loads of the ***** don't stop at traffic lights.

I nearly ran one over at a mini roundabout not long ago because he didn't give way to the right. He just went right in through as I was pulling out and turning round the RAB.

My patience is wearing thin with some of these complete ***** on bicycles. Learn the Highway Code and take your Cycling Proficiency Test you fucking morons!

-- Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:36 am --

BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.
"some" is the most important word in that post.

Also I have road cycled in my life, and getting piss wet through is like getting mud on your kit playing rugby - it's part of it and I wouldn't ever expect to come home dry from cycling on a wet day. Muddy puddles, the lot.

Coming home wet through from hard cycling, braving and beating the elements is part of it, but not wet through from some inconsiderate twat deliberately swerving to attempt to splash and cause injury isn't part of it, is my point.

You're wasting your time on here,mate.
Four wheels good,two wheels bad in the Cellar.
No point even mentioning that most cyclists aren't idiots,and respect the Highway Code,and are car owners who already pay road tax anyway.
The Bluemoon Brains Trust has decreed that cyclists are a bad thing,because a few of them are knobheads.
As I mentioned earlier,you could equally campaign against cars,because some motorists are knobheads.
But then logic is usually conspicuous by it's absence on here.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
BooksReject said:
danburge82 said:
I feel like driving them over when they are cycling alongside each other - sometimes in a three - holding up anything between one and ten cars. This is becoming a much more common occurance. I will one day have my face in the news after having ploughed into a group of cyclists.

Loads of the ***** don't stop at traffic lights.

I nearly ran one over at a mini roundabout not long ago because he didn't give way to the right. He just went right in through as I was pulling out and turning round the RAB.

My patience is wearing thin with some of these complete ***** on bicycles. Learn the Highway Code and take your Cycling Proficiency Test you fucking morons!

-- Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:36 am --


"some" is the most important word in that post.

Also I have road cycled in my life, and getting piss wet through is like getting mud on your kit playing rugby - it's part of it and I wouldn't ever expect to come home dry from cycling on a wet day. Muddy puddles, the lot.

Coming home wet through from hard cycling, braving and beating the elements is part of it, but not wet through from some inconsiderate twat deliberately swerving to attempt to splash and cause injury isn't part of it, is my point.

You're wasting your time on here,mate.
Four wheels good,two wheels bad in the Cellar.
No point even mentioning that most cyclists aren't idiots,and respect the Highway Code,and are car owners who already pay road tax anyway.
The Bluemoon Brains Trust has decreed that cyclists are a bad thing,because a few of them are knobheads.
As I mentioned earlier,you could equally campaign against cars,because some motorists are knobheads.
But then logic is usually conspicuous by it's absence on here.

That's a fabulous point NF and I wish I had thought of it earlier! I think you are right - I'm bowing out of this thread and going looking for BB2.0's shiny car...... ;)
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.


I would imagine I'm physically fitter than 90% on here. I object to the idiots and their selfish ways and foul mouths. I know you're not all like that but I can only comment on the ones I encountered who very much fit into the 'weirdy beardy' bracket.

I imagine im Buck Rodgers and married to Jessica Alba sometimes. Doesn't make it true though
 

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