Spooks or Downton?

gaudinho's stolen car said:
I've set up an excellent way of deciding between 2 really difficult options, and I hope it will help others who are in a similar predicament. I lay 6 porno mags out in front of me in a "crescent wank" formation. I turn each to my favourite page, and number the page at the top with a marker pen, 1 to 6.

I then decide option 1 will be even numbers, and option 2 will be odd numbers.

When I proceed to whack one out, scanning the magazines left to right like a spectator on Centre Court, the winner is the page I am looking at as I reach climax.

I think you'll agree, simple but effective.
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I like the concept but the missus will do her nut if it lands on Downton Abbey
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I've set up an excellent way of deciding between 2 really difficult options, and I hope it will help others who are in a similar predicament. I lay 6 porno mags out in front of me in a "crescent wank" formation. I turn each to my favourite page, and number the page at the top with a marker pen, 1 to 6.

I then decide option 1 will be even numbers, and option 2 will be odd numbers.

When I proceed to whack one out, scanning the magazines left to right like a spectator on Centre Court, the winner is the page I am looking at as I reach climax.

I think you'll agree, simple but effective.
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You must have a huge extension.
 
I've loved every series of Spooks but tonight's episode was like wading through treacle.
 
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