can imagine the phonecall would go something like this:
"owite bellers, 'eard your intwested in a move back to the prem? look, i can't tawk abaat you too mach cos yar ander contract at mayn city, bat wot ar will tell ya is we'd offer you a triffic wage cos your a triffic player, champyons- err europa league footy an a triffic team spirit that maney cawnt buy. whats that? you will?! triffic!" *twitches*