Spunny Foonerisms

[Ancient Citizen]

My Mrs, looking at some tatty jewellery being worn by my little granddaughter, "It's Briny Shite."

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Long ago when I was ranting at the kids My 8 year old daughter told me I was being “ tempramenstrual”.

I told my GP who said he had many patients that word fitted perfectly.

When she was younger she used to say she was “bored out of her depth” and “deaf as a bat”.

I realise non of these are spoonerisms.

Just malapropisms.

 

[Chippy_boy]

I habitually ask the Mrs if she'd like a tot of pee.

 

[uncle fester]

same thing happened to me at the kitchen table the other day with my wife - I meant to say 'pass the salt dear' but it came out as:

fuck off you fat woman you've ruined my life

 

[oakiecokie]

A long time ago I worked with a bloke who`s Aunt was admitted to hospital in the emergency room.In those days they would shout out your surname,followed by your christian name.
The unfortunate name was called out ..... Hitchen ... Fanny !!!
A very true story as people knew the unfortunate lass and confirmed by my mother.
Sounds like a scene from one of the "Carry On" films ... Oooooohhhh Matron.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Robin Hood on the telly always lends itself to Spoonerisms, ''We need Triar Fuck."

 

[2sheikhs]

Brad Pitt’s daughter, Shiloh Pitt.

 

[Sir peace frog]

same thing happened to me at the kitchen table the other day with my wife - I meant to say 'pass the salt dear' but it came out as:

fuck off you fat woman you've ruined my life

hahaha

 

[crazyg]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that this is supposed to be about shining wit.

It's not.