Spurious Claim to Fame

[I'm With Stupid]

I personally know someone who has a blue tick on Twitter.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I grew up in Chorlton around the corner from the Bee Gees before they emigrated to Australia.

Didn't know the Bee Gees lived in Chorlton .... I lived a few doors down from some of The Hollies on Corkland Road.

Slept on Celine Diones bed.

Had a mention on Police 5.

 

[halfmist]

I appeared on the front page of The Manchester Evening news when I got mugged, ( I could have gone on the tele but I refused) and my photo was on the back page of The News Of The World the day after the Luton match when Swales came out to address the 20 or so fans still protesting at about 7.15pm outside the main entrance.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I am briefly on screen at the end of the QPR game.

 

[mrbelfry]

I nearly once got run over by Peter Beardsley and had to wait in a queue of traffic at a petrol station being caused byTrevor Sinclair parking up at a pump for ages

 

[Dirty Harry]

My dad was taught by Fred Talbot. He was shocked to find that he was actually guilty and reckoned the testimony of a certain front man was a load of shit.

An old work mate was taught by Fred Talbot, the whole thing really upset him, more so because he didn't try it on with HIM, got a really bad complex that he was ugly.

I have a few, but probably the funniest was searching a very old Jack Lemmon at Manchester airport.

Had to stop my first wife from chasing after Amelia Bullmore down Aytoun Street after she'd passed us and left us in no doubt that she fancied the fuckin arse off me and wanted to shag me.

 

[bavarian blue]

Didn't know the Bee Gees lived in Chorlton .... I lived a few doors down from some of The Hollies on Corkland Road.

Slept on Celine Diones bed.

Had a mention on Police 5.

They lived on Keppel Rd, I lived on Corkland Road, remember the Hollies also.

 

[manchester blue]

Kevin Spacey pointed at me once.

Were you in an identity parade?

 

[Blueles61]

I have a saved message on my answering machine from Brazil legend Carlos Alberto!
Anthony Joshua recorded “please leave a message” for my brother on his mobile.

 

[Pablo123]

Had a moment with George Ford's auntie