St Beneathus Day | 2025 edition (pg31)

[spider blue]

You took Jim on we had a laugh
Now your fooked he’s sacked your staff

He thinks your back but you are shite
Years behind the blue n white

You had a shit banner we torn it down
Only one club that comes from town

Now go on believe us you’ll always be st Beneanthus

Brilliant Mr Bard,

 

[flook]

We are on 55 points. United are on 38 points. Both have six games to play. Potentially, they could get 56 points, and we could lose all ours, meaning they would finish above us in the league.

We aren't there yet, mathematically.

WHAT!!!!! St Beneathus day has been declared early? Self-flagellation for the culprit is the only acceptable Hail Mary

 

[manimanc]

We are on 55 points. United are on 38 points. Both have six games to play. Potentially, they could get 56 points, and we could lose all ours, meaning they would finish above us in the league.

We aren't there yet, mathematically.

 

[Keeper!]

We are on 55 points. United are on 38 points. Both have six games to play. Potentially, they could get 56 points, and we could lose all ours, meaning they would finish above us in the league.

We aren't there yet, mathematically.

 

[Coatigan]

WHAT!!!!! St Beneathus day has been declared early? Self-flagellation for the culprit is the only acceptable Hail Mary

The sad thing is, that wouldn't have been the case if we had beaten them at theirs!


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[blue b4 the moon]

WHAT!!!!! St Beneathus day has been declared early? Self-flagellation for the culprit is the only acceptable Hail Mary

The thread title isn't correct.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

WHAT!!!!! St Beneathus day has been declared early? Self-flagellation for the culprit is the only acceptable Hail Mary

I prefer self fellation…

 

[Centurions]

The thread title isn't correct.

It was on the 7th of April last season :)

If we'd not had such a crap season we'd have been updating the title back in March if not February.

 

[flook]

I prefer self fellation…

That's ...... impressive ..... and strangely disturbing

 

[TheThirdDeano]

It is warming to see that no matter how rough our year is our scummy unwashed neighbors endeavor to do worse! God bless ‘em

 

[Centurions]

12th season in a row this year is it not?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You took Jim on we had a laugh
Now your fooked he’s sacked your staff

He thinks your back but you are shite
Years behind the blue n white

You had a shit banner we torn it down
Only one club that comes from town

Now go on believe us you’ll always be st Beneanthus

Started singing Only Fools and Horses in my head then…

Kill off the last three lines and cut straight to:
Long live St Beneathus,
Viva St Beneathus,
God Bless St Beneathus,
C’est magnifique St Beneathus,
Magnifique St Beneathus…
Etc. …

 

[Gray]

We are on 55 points. United are on 38 points. Both have six games to play. Potentially, they could get 56 points, and we could lose all ours, meaning they would finish above us in the league.

We aren't there yet, mathematically.

No we are not but if the Rags carry on dropping points like confetti it could actually already have happened.

 

[eyalluvitt]

I prefer self fellation…

Only 1% of men can do this, the rest of us have to pay lots of money to have a rib removed

 

[Blueknows]

12th season in a row this year is it not?

Never forget..........
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27337659

 

[Bluesince1979]

Never forget..........
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27337659

He was a ****. A miserable ****. Glad he saw our domination

 

[malg]

Never forget..........
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27337659

Oh, but he was right with this one:

"I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second."

 

[spacecadet]

He was a ****. A miserable ****. Glad he saw our domination

And Crerand, oh and the piss can of course.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Oh, but he was right with this one:

"I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second."

He was definitely right on that.

 

[Father Paul]

Maybe he ran out of money; I think there are a few hedge funds over here with vast experience with rag PIK loans he can call :)

That's a pity you would have a decent sum in the bank of course if it strected to 35 years you'd be as rich as Pep.