Statues at the ground

[Claytop]

Looks like he’s wielding an axe.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is there no end to the talent of our supporters?

We’ve not only become forensic accountants over the past 10, we‘re now all art critics too.

Sergio likes it. That’s all that matters.

Everyone is a critic. You either like the Mona Lisa or you don't. You either like Elvis or you don't. You either like French cuisine or you don't...

It's all a matter of personal taste.

As for the Sergio, Kompany and Silva statues,
if I'd commissioned any of them, I'd be asking for my money back.

 

[Coatigan]

Get yourselves to Madame Tussauds and enjoy the wax ones if you are into exactness and freckle counting.

I like with all three myself, the people and monents they represent.

 

[Колобок]

looks like Schweinsteiger who decided to hit the gym, but i'll take it. these statues are never a perfect likeness, at least this one's got a pose that you aren't gonna confuse with anything.

 

[Big mals fedora]

Looks like he’s wielding an axe.

More like a back scratger

 

[Big mals fedora]

More like a back scratger

Scratcher

 

[Elbow beards]

This has got a better likeness.

 

[Trojan63]

The whole of Utd’s defence during the 6-1

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Everyone is a critic. You either like the Mona Lisa or you don't. You either like Elvis or you don't. You either like French cuisine or you don't...

It's all a matter of personal taste.

As for the Sergio, Kompany and Silva statues,
if I'd commissioned any of them, I'd be asking for my money back.

But you aren’t, so you can’t and they won’t.

You can moan about them though. That is your prerogative.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Whilst I love the pose because it captures THAT moment, don’t think it looks at all like him, more like that Terminator T1000.