stephen jordan v maldini

[Sparkys-Army]

I saw Jordan in tesco a whilst back, I nearly wet my pants the very instant he looked at me. I'd sniff his farts just to get permission to suck a toe.

 

[cheddar404]

I saw Jordan in tesco a whilst back, I nearly wet my pants the very instant he looked at me. I'd sniff his farts just to get permission to suck a toe.

Was he cleaning up a spillage in aisle 12?

 

[dukyblue]

He wasnt a patch on Michael Frontzeck

 

[lancs blue]

Don't ever recall Maldini marking Ronaldo out of a game

Indeed, Stephen Jordan did it twice as I recall, once at the swamp in a 0-0 and at the Etihad when Ronaldo got so frustrated he copped a red card.

 

[carrington boy]

jordan is nowt but a trollop,peter was just to good for her

 

[Sparkys-Army]

I saw Jordan in tesco a whilst back, I nearly wet my pants the very instant he looked at me. I'd sniff his farts just to get permission to suck a toe.

Was he cleaning up a spillage in aisle 12?

Yeah, was that you?

 

[CityPar]

I saw Jordan in tesco a whilst back, I nearly wet my pants the very instant he looked at me. I'd sniff his farts just to get permission to suck a toe.

Was he cleaning up a spillage in aisle 12?

Yeah, was that you?

Must have been as Jordan is currently plying his trade in the Kingdom of Fife with Dunfermline just now! ;o)

 

[ell]

A Stephen Jordan is exactly what our team needs to be a title winning squad.

Sort it out Marwood

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

A Stephen Jordan is exactly what our team needs to be a title winning squad.

Sort it out Marwood

Marwood is the academy director now how would he sort it out

 

[ell]

A Stephen Jordan is exactly what our team needs to be a title winning squad.

Sort it out Marwood

Marwood is the academy director now how would he sort it out

I dont care. Everything is his fault