Stick that in yer pipe and, err . . . (parental advisory)

LongsightM13 said:
pinkwheeltrim said:
Come on lads,we've all done something like this, havn't we??

Who can honestly say they havn't looked at the hoover pipe and had "ideas"!!
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Have you got one of them hoovers with the little face on it? Do you find it attractive?
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No,the hoovers with the face on (henry) just don't have enough power,upright hoovers with a pipe at the back for cleaning stairs/curtains are much better due to having bigger motors and thus more suction !!
 
A 30-year-old secretary having a sexual affair with her boss doesn't surprise anyone these days. But the chances of a secretary biting off his boss' dick in a freak accident is 1 in a Trillion. The Singapore woman and her boss were parked in his car getting freaky one day. Things went downhill after the secretary was giving oral sex to his boss. A van backed and struck the vehicle that they were in ... and yes, the impact caused the woman to involuntarily bite his boss' penis off. OUUUCH!
 
While a woman was making breakfast one morning, her cop husband wanted to butter her bread. So he decided to stick his dick in a loaf—literally. Whether it was the thrill of surprise or all that yeast, he got quite a rise. Upon seeing the sausage sandwich, his dog lept up and took a big bite. Ouch! Luckily doctors were able to reattach it with plastic surgery. Didn’t anyone ever tell him not to play with his food?
 
LongsightM13 said:
stony said:
Why is it that some men seem to have a fascination with sticking their cocks inside inanimate objects.
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I think they call it marriage, mate . . .
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I think you're doing something wrong if she just lies there. Mine struggles like fuck...
 
tueartsboots said:
A 30-year-old secretary having a sexual affair with her boss doesn't surprise anyone these days. But the chances of a secretary biting off his boss' dick in a freak accident is 1 in a Trillion. The Singapore woman and her boss were parked in his car getting freaky one day. Things went downhill after the secretary was giving oral sex to his boss. A van backed and struck the vehicle that they were in ... and yes, the impact caused the woman to involuntarily bite his boss' penis off. OUUUCH!
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something very strange and rather worrying happened here...
 
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Taking the car for a ride. Thank Google for this one
 
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