"Stop the Boats"

[denislawsbackheel]

I am sure it has been mentioned on here before?
But why don’t we just turn them around escort then safely back to France? Making sure we damage them so as not to be used again!
Saves millions we give to France
Saves Billions looking after them over here
Stops them trying
It will upset France ( that’s a bonus)
Job done!

You are obviously a comedian so If you are going to try out your satire work in progress on here we should get paid for our constructive comments.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

But I like boats

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I am sure it has been mentioned on here before?
But why don’t we just turn them around escort then safely back to France? Making sure we damage them so as not to be used again!
Saves millions we give to France
Saves Billions looking after them over here
Stops them trying
It will upset France ( that’s a bonus)
Job done!

Easier to build a wall.

 

[tosh1]

Easier to build a wall.

Didn't keep the Scottish out, bastards!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rishi’s too busy at the moment stopping the votes.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Easier to build a wall.

 

[yeseye]

no one ever mentions the half a million brits that leave every year to become imigrants in a foriegn land.

swings and round abouts

no one ever mentions the half a million brits that leave every year to become imigrants in a foriegn land.

swings and round abouts

Only that is legal.
I’m sure the op is concerned about illegal undocumented migration which is understandable imo.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Only that is legal.
I’m sure the op is concerned about illegal undocumented migration which is understandable imo.

One person’s illegal, undocumented migrant is another’s asylum seeker.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Only that is legal.
I’m sure the op is concerned about illegal undocumented migration which is understandable imo.

Aren't asylum seekers that successfully gain refugee status granted immunity "illegal immigration" i.e. it was never a crime in the first place and analogous to homicide as a result self-defence?

 

[yeseye]

Aren't asylum seekers that successfully gain refugee status granted immunity "illegal immigration" i.e. it was never a crime in the first place and analogous to homicide as a result self-defence?

The Illegal Migration Act changes the law so that those who arrive in the UK illegally will not be able to stay here and will instead be detained and then promptly removed, either to their home country or a safe third country.