Protein Junkie
Well-Known Member
The Met Office have just categorised storms based on their danger. It’s to honour the Worlds greatest bestest team.
Storm Mo.
Do not go out under any circumstance. You will keep falling over for no reason.
Storm Trent.
You will only be able to move effectively in one direction. Attempts to turn around will leave you hopelessly exposed.
Storm Jordan
Only possible to move sideways in a crablike fashion. Forward movement is not possible
Storm Robbo
Serious danger from falling signage.
Storm Jurgen
High winds making football impossible and likely to end in defeat.
Storm Bobby
High volume of snow leading to a whiteout.
Storm Dipper
Imminent danger to transport caused by bottles and bricks.
Storm Mo.
Do not go out under any circumstance. You will keep falling over for no reason.
Storm Trent.
You will only be able to move effectively in one direction. Attempts to turn around will leave you hopelessly exposed.
Storm Jordan
Only possible to move sideways in a crablike fashion. Forward movement is not possible
Storm Robbo
Serious danger from falling signage.
Storm Jurgen
High winds making football impossible and likely to end in defeat.
Storm Bobby
High volume of snow leading to a whiteout.
Storm Dipper
Imminent danger to transport caused by bottles and bricks.
