Strange reasons not to like somebody

[sheikmedick]

Anyone who does that dab thing wouldn't get the steam off my piss

 

[Two Gun Bob]

What about a hair lip?

I dont do hairy mate.
Its a chosen vocation:

 

[Hoghead]

People who chew gum, especially near me. The sound is disgustingly revolting.
People who dislike quantity surveyors, especially them.

 

[west didsblue]

People who write could of.

People who use apostrophes for plurals but not for possession

On that note people who say "they was" instead of "they were". There's a woman at work who does it and it's really fucking annoying.

 

[cucumberman]

Cannibals

 

[117 M34]

People who drink gin

 

[rushts]

My wife of 14 yrs has decided to start eating with her mouth open. It's pissing me right off. I've told her several times but she keeps on doing it. Fucking crisps are a nightmare.

 

[rushts]

I might start wearing my over ear headphones at the dining room table.

 

[rushts]

Or kill her.

 

[idahoblues]

Or kill her.

Killing might be the eathieths thing, open mouth eaterths fucking kill me