Strange reasons not to like somebody

This is a weird one. As someone who does have sugar in my tea, I feel like a bit of a dying breed (probably literally from type 2 diabetes) and I find most people assume that nobody has sugar in their tea anymore and look at you like you're a stupid **** when you ask for sugar. Maybe I need to move to Scotland.

I have never taken it as I hate it but up here, it may be changing, people can make tea and just put it in. I can actually smell the sugary tea, so of course, I go Tonto, I chuck the very hot sweet liquid in whoever gave it to me then proceed to trashing the living room and setting fire to the sofa, and get this, I'm all the cunts!!

People who take milk and sugar are annoying because it takes longer making a brew with all their fucking requests.

I've disowned people for it. "Put the milk in last but the sugar in first", type of cunts.
 
C*nts who aren't American but still feel the need to use the phrase "First Responders", as though it's cool. Well it's not, it's The Emergency Services in The UK and always will be!
 
Last edited:
C*nts who aren't American but still feel the need to use the phrase "First Responders", as though it's cool.Well, It's not, it's The Emergency Services in The UK and always will be!

Graduating from nursery, Mac N Cheese, it's fucking Macoroni and Cheese!

High school Prom!

Next our pavements. I'm telling you.
 
People who vape but aren't addicted to nicotine. Absolute cunts, especially the ones who wear them around their neck. Horrible bastards.

People who wear bluetooth headsets but aren't Mi5 agents. Its not 2004 and you look a nonce.

Men with incredibly thin hair. Just save it of ffs.
 
People on Facebook who put down that they are from Manchester when yer know they're not!

I have a long list of people who seem to have a common denominator - employed by the BBC!
I have been thinking about that for a while. I live in Wales now, and when people ask me where I am from I always say Manchester. I was born and brought up in Cadishead, then lived in Eccles for many years. I feel like I might be a fraud now....though this year it is 50 years since I went to my first City game.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top