Strange/weird things you have purchased in a pub.

A large block of cheddar. It was a pub in Peckham that I drank in, had strippers on a Friday afternoon, the full on dildo themselves on the chairs infront of you whilst a pint glass got passed around. If they make 300 quid them some lucky punter got a free blow job in the corner.

Got offered a gun there once.

The same pub did lock ins for regulars and on one occasion a bloke who was asked to leave before the lock in got shirty and pulled a knife. The barman calmly reached under the counter and pulled out a pistol. The bloke left sharpish.

I played football for them until one game we played a local team and the captains team talk was...let's kill the black bastards.

I found another pub soon after.
 
A large block of cheddar. It was a pub in Peckham that I drank in, had strippers on a Friday afternoon, the full on dildo themselves on the chairs infront of you whilst a pint glass got passed around. If they make 300 quid them some lucky punter got a free blow job in the corner.

Got offered a gun there once.

The same pub did lock ins for regulars and on one occasion a bloke who was asked to leave before the lock in got shirty and pulled a knife. The barman calmly reached under the counter and pulled out a pistol. The bloke left sharpish.

I played football for them until one game we played a local team and the captains team talk was...let's kill the black bastards.

I found another pub soon after.
Peckham eh?
Nags Head?
Del and Rodney drinking a Pina Colada in the corner

Did the block of cheese explain the cheesy smell
 
A large block of cheddar. It was a pub in Peckham that I drank in, had strippers on a Friday afternoon, the full on dildo themselves on the chairs infront of you whilst a pint glass got passed around. If they make 300 quid them some lucky punter got a free blow job in the corner.

Got offered a gun there once.

The same pub did lock ins for regulars and on one occasion a bloke who was asked to leave before the lock in got shirty and pulled a knife. The barman calmly reached under the counter and pulled out a pistol. The bloke left sharpish.

I played football for them until one game we played a local team and the captains team talk was...let's kill the black bastards.

I found another pub soon after.
What pub was this out of interest.
 
Not me but my roommate came home from the pub with one of these on the roof of his car one night.

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A large block of cheddar. It was a pub in Peckham that I drank in, had strippers on a Friday afternoon, the full on dildo themselves on the chairs infront of you whilst a pint glass got passed around. If they make 300 quid them some lucky punter got a free blow job in the corner.

Got offered a gun there once.

The same pub did lock ins for regulars and on one occasion a bloke who was asked to leave before the lock in got shirty and pulled a knife. The barman calmly reached under the counter and pulled out a pistol. The bloke left sharpish.

I played football for them until one game we played a local team and the captains team talk was...let's kill the black bastards.

I found another pub soon after.
Not surprised you quit. You look a bit dark.
 

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