A large block of cheddar. It was a pub in Peckham that I drank in, had strippers on a Friday afternoon, the full on dildo themselves on the chairs infront of you whilst a pint glass got passed around. If they make 300 quid them some lucky punter got a free blow job in the corner.
Got offered a gun there once.
The same pub did lock ins for regulars and on one occasion a bloke who was asked to leave before the lock in got shirty and pulled a knife. The barman calmly reached under the counter and pulled out a pistol. The bloke left sharpish.
I played football for them until one game we played a local team and the captains team talk was...let's kill the black bastards.
I found another pub soon after.
Perhaps you asked the Mrs for two lips round your wang and she misheardA pot plant ( not weed). Was never into flowers and not sure how I acquired the plant.
But it was in my bed in the morning, who knows what happened.
The Albert, happy days :-)A pair of trainers and some lamb chops. This was early 90s in the Albert pub on hillock estate in Whitefield and the local druggie was selling his days robbing to get high.
Ha! It's flats now judging by Google Street View. Shame...What pub was this out of interest.
Ah, Peckham, lovely areaA large block of cheddar. It was a pub in Peckham that I drank in, had strippers on a Friday afternoon, the full on dildo themselves on the chairs infront of you whilst a pint glass got passed around. If they make 300 quid them some lucky punter got a free blow job in the corner.
Got offered a gun there once.
The same pub did lock ins for regulars and on one occasion a bloke who was asked to leave before the lock in got shirty and pulled a knife. The barman calmly reached under the counter and pulled out a pistol. The bloke left sharpish.
I played football for them until one game we played a local team and the captains team talk was...let's kill the black bastards.
I found another pub soon after.
Einhorn lager....