Strangest thing that has ever happened to you in a pub

[stonerblue]

Inspired by the 'drinking in a pub on your own' thread, what is the weirdest thing that has happened to you in a pub? Be it drinking on your own or with a mate, there is always that guy who comes and tells you a story.


Bloke I know got chased around the town by a bloke with a taser after a 'disagreement'. That same pub has quite a few tales to tell. Full of characters. At £1.60 a pint in the evening or £1 a pint between 10-12 in the morning I suppose it is to be expected.

where is this metropolis you speak of?

Most of the pubs in Bolton town centre.

 

[Churchill123]

One of the girls in there fancied me. I had a girlfriend at the time plus i didnt like her back... Anyway, one night she trys it on. I tell her that ive got a girlfriend etc..so thank you but no thanks. She then goes back to her seat with her mum and burst into tears, her mum comes storming over and without a word spoken bites down on my arm and wouldnt let go.
The barmaid, who was fit, comes over and smacks her round the head with a drip tray a couple of times and them two start kicking off. Within 30 seconds the whole pub is going off and me and my mate jsut sit there drinking our pints

Hahaha - Been back since, or decided to keep a low profile just incase this birds mum wants to do a swarez on you again?

 

[CTID1988]

One of the girls in there fancied me. I had a girlfriend at the time plus i didnt like her back... Anyway, one night she trys it on. I tell her that ive got a girlfriend etc..so thank you but no thanks. She then goes back to her seat with her mum and burst into tears, her mum comes storming over and without a word spoken bites down on my arm and wouldnt let go.
The barmaid, who was fit, comes over and smacks her round the head with a drip tray a couple of times and them two start kicking off. Within 30 seconds the whole pub is going off and me and my mate jsut sit there drinking our pints

Hahaha - Been back since, or decided to keep a low profile just incase this birds mum wants to do a swarez on you again?

Ha, yeah been back since. It was my local before i moved into town.
Things like that used to happen all the time with me in there, kind of the same thing happened when i actually tried it on with the fit barmaid when i was single. Her mate came bounding over shouting "He's got a girlfriend!" and "You knew i liked him", and somehow that decended into them two ripping clumps out of each others hair!
Im fucking useless everywhere else in the world, but in that pub im some kind of Adonis to these women!

 

[Anonymous]

When i was around 18/19 i was in a pub in Hulme with a mate ....

i'd nipped to the bar for two shorts , and on the way passed two chicks sat at a table ....

on the way back , with a drink in each hand , i smiled at the girls as I passed them .... only trouble was i'd forgotten about the step in the split-level floor , tripped , and promptly threw the drinks straight over the girls !

If i'd had all the time in the world , and had taken careful and deliberate aim , i couldn't have hit my targets better !!!

Talk about embarrassing !

 

[kp789]

Hmmmm.....

NO HUMMING! You are barred from KP's pub.

Fuckin hell, i've not even got to the bar yet..

And it was more of a deep in thought 'hmmm' rather then an actual hum.

Ill let you off as it was your first offence, heres your pint of carling top, that'll be £4.70.<br /><br />-- Wed May 01, 2013 1:48 pm --<br /><br />

Inspired by the 'drinking in a pub on your own' thread, what is the weirdest thing that has happened to you in a pub? Be it drinking on your own or with a mate, there is always that guy who comes and tells you a story.


Bloke I know got chased around the town by a bloke with a taser after a 'disagreement'. That same pub has quite a few tales to tell. Full of characters. At £1.60 a pint in the evening or £1 a pint between 10-12 in the morning I suppose it is to be expected.

where is this metropolis you speak of?

It's in the west midlands mate, if your ever in the area you should come and spend the day putting the world to right with me.

 

[peoffrey]

When i was around 18/19 i was in a pub in Hulme with a mate ....

i'd nipped to the bar for two shorts , and on the way passed two chicks sat at a table ....

on the way back , with a drink in each hand , i smiled at the girls as I passed them .... only trouble was i'd forgotten about the step in the split-level floor , tripped , and promptly threw the drinks straight over the girls !

If i'd had all the time in the world , and had taken careful and deliberate aim , i couldn't have hit my targets better !!!

Talk about embarrassing !

Post of the thread so far.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not me, but a friend of mine was an area manager for Courage Brewery in the 1980's in and around Newbury.

He told me a story of when he turned up at one of his pubs to check the cash (as they did in those days). He went upstairs to where the safe was and whilst he was counting the tenners he felt some breathing over his shoulder and when he turned around he saw a horse stood in the kitchen next to him.

He called the manager in who said "the gypsies brought it in last night and left without it. It was frightened so I let it stay the night".

It is difficult to imagine what to say in response to that.

 

[CTID1988]

Not me, but a friend of mine was an area manager for Courage Brewery in the 1980's in and around Newbury.

He told me a story of when he turned up at one of his pubs to check the cash (as they did in those days). He went upstairs to where the safe was and whilst he was counting the tenners he felt some breathing over his shoulder and when he turned around he saw a horse stood in the kitchen next to him.

He called the manager in who said "the gypsies brought it in last night and left without it. It was frightened so I let it stay the night".

It is difficult to imagine what to say in response to that.

hahahaha, thats made my day.

 

[kp789]

Not me, but a friend of mine was an area manager for Courage Brewery in the 1980's in and around Newbury.

He told me a story of when he turned up at one of his pubs to check the cash (as they did in those days). He went upstairs to where the safe was and whilst he was counting the tenners he felt some breathing over his shoulder and when he turned around he saw a horse stood in the kitchen next to him.

He called the manager in who said "the gypsies brought it in last night and left without it. It was frightened so I let it stay the night".

It is difficult to imagine what to say in response to that.

Friendly Neighhhbour

 

[NipHolmes]

I used to frequent a pub called the Lane Arms in Walsall.

Land Lady was called Caroline. Anyway she used to go out with a man nicknamed 'Bert' and was with him for years and had a child, bought house etc.

I worked away for a few months and returned to the pub on a Friday night. ''How'do Caz, hows tricks? Hows Bert? You still traying for another kid?'', next thing I know this bloke asks me if I'm taking the piss. I said ''No, who are you anyway, never seen you before''. Turns out it was the chaps brother and she'd shacked up with him whilst I worked away. She's now ended up married to this new guy 'Lyndon' and had a kid with him, the kids are now cousins and half brothers.

Proper awkward trying to be told what happened without cracking up. Not the strangest experience on this thread but strange for me at how inbred folks by me are. I find it wierd how people can live like that and think its normal, limits and standards should be kept up with surely?