Strangest thing that has ever happened to you in a pub

[Feed-The-Goat]

A handjob from a woman with one eye.

 

[kp789]

Was in the Grey Horse in Reddish one Sunday afternoon and in walked a sheep, bearing in mind there isn't a field with any sheep in it for miles, pissed ourselves as the landlord chased it round the pub as it shit every where, still to this day don't know how it got there or where it came from

How did a sheep just walk in? Bahahaha, thats piss funny, ive just got images of the sheep and landlord running round in circles with the benny hill music.

since he actually said the landlord chased the sheep around the pub its not difficult to "imagine" the landlord chasing a sheep around a pub

you thick fuck !

Sorry but I dont goto many farm animal friendly pubs, call me a city boy....

 

[kp789]

since he actually said the landlord chased the sheep around the pub its not difficult to "imagine" the landlord chasing a sheep around a pub

you thick fuck !

Sorry but I dont goto many farm animal friendly pubs, call me a city boy....

you havent lived !!


were having a "sheep" evening at the Woolpack next week

Me dads from Winsford so is a 'woolyback' does this make me eligible to attend?

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Was in the Grey Horse in Reddish one Sunday afternoon and in walked a sheep, bearing in mind there isn't a field with any sheep in it for miles, pissed ourselves as the landlord chased it round the pub as it shit every where, still to this day don't know how it got there or where it came from

How did a sheep just walk in? Bahahaha, thats piss funny, ive just got images of the sheep and landlord running round in circles with the benny hill music.

That pub was a right old place back in the day, frequented by many a rum fucker so anyone of a number of rum fuckers could have done it, the thing that got me the most was that some one must have gone to the trouble to catch the sheep in the first place and that can't of been easy

The same pub the landlord got absolutely hammered one Sunday afternoon, this was when pubs shut at 2, anyway he was that fucked he collapsed on the stairs out for the count, needless to say when he came round the pub was dry and the contents of the safe and all the tills gone, it was like a scene from Shameless in there that day a proper free for all

 

[badmash]

The start of the season with Sven and the pub was packed everyone watching City.
This big black lad walks in and pushes this scrote into the bogs.
5 minutes goes by and the black lad walks out as calm as anything. 5 minutes later the scrote walks out with not 1 bit of clothing on and petrified to death, 'somebody help me' he walks in front of the screen and everyone was just telling him to get out the fkn way.
So he ran outside with fk all on. And the black guy was just sat chillin with his pint.

lol

 

[foxy]

You probably won't believe this but it was honestly true and anybody who lived in the Eccleshall Road region of Sheffield may have heard of this chap.

Back in 2007 I was in the Pomona pub on Eccleshall Road, playing pool on my Birthday with a few mates from uni. Anyway the Landlord came over and put £100 cash on the pool table and said "My barman is very good a pool and has won a few comps, if you beat him that £100 is yours". So I asked "and err what if I get beat?" to which he replied "nothing". So thought right lets play.

Gave the barman a good game of pool and we both ended up on black. Anyway he beat me and the landlord came over and said "good game, tell you what you take the cash". At first I refused but he insisted. I then made sure I spent the amount in his pub, buying as many rounds as possible.

I told this to a few other mates and learnt he usually hands out wads of cash to people celebrating various occasions. A year or so he left the pub. Not sure what happened to the chap.

I remember the fella, i lived in The Royal at the bottom of London road from 2006-2008 and i used to drink in The Pomona all the time.

I just asked a mate from Sheffield, turns out he's in prison now

 

[CTID1988]

same old couple came in at 12 pm every morning, must be in their 90's been married for years, sat at the same seat and drank half a mild every occasion

anyway the old lady shat in her seat once and i had to clean it , i was fucking gutted ( i lived in the pub)

stunk lawful , was retching , this old lady didnt seen fazed, i was well pissed off, all the locals were laughing at me



anyway i had the last laugh

she dropped dead 3 days after


every cloud....

Read this in work, tears down my face. That is the best ending to a post ive ever read

 

[Churchill123]

One of the girls in there fancied me. I had a girlfriend at the time plus i didnt like her back... Anyway, one night she trys it on. I tell her that ive got a girlfriend etc..so thank you but no thanks. She then goes back to her seat with her mum and burst into tears, her mum comes storming over and without a word spoken bites down on my arm and wouldnt let go.
The barmaid, who was fit, comes over and smacks her round the head with a drip tray a couple of times and them two start kicking off. Within 30 seconds the whole pub is going off and me and my mate jsut sit there drinking our pints

Hahaha - Been back since, or decided to keep a low profile just incase this birds mum wants to do a swarez on you again?

Ha, yeah been back since. It was my local before i moved into town.
Things like that used to happen all the time with me in there, kind of the same thing happened when i actually tried it on with the fit barmaid when i was single. Her mate came bounding over shouting "He's got a girlfriend!" and "You knew i liked him", and somehow that decended into them two ripping clumps out of each others hair!
Im fucking useless everywhere else in the world, but in that pub im some kind of Adonis to these women!

Thanks for this mate, it's brightened a very boring afternoon at work! - Which pub is it, as i might make an effort friday night and see what happens? Hahaha

Either they are all on crack 24/7 or your some kind of sex god? - I'll let you make your own mind up on that pal

 

[Uwe Rosler]

The start of the season with Sven and the pub was packed everyone watching City.
This big black lad walks in and pushes this scrote into the bogs.
5 minutes goes by and the black lad walks out as calm as anything. 5 minutes later the scrote walks out with not 1 bit of clothing on and petrified to death, 'somebody help me' he walks in front of the screen and everyone was just telling him to get out the fkn way.
So he ran outside with fk all on. And the black guy was just sat chillin with his pint.

lol

Heard that story about The Wendover in Brooklands, right pub?

 

[Churchill123]

NO HUMMING! You are barred from KP's pub.

Fuckin hell, i've not even got to the bar yet..

And it was more of a deep in thought 'hmmm' rather then an actual hum.

Ill let you off as it was your first offence, heres your pint of carling top, that'll be £4.70.

-- Wed May 01, 2013 1:48 pm --

Inspired by the 'drinking in a pub on your own' thread, what is the weirdest thing that has happened to you in a pub? Be it drinking on your own or with a mate, there is always that guy who comes and tells you a story.


Bloke I know got chased around the town by a bloke with a taser after a 'disagreement'. That same pub has quite a few tales to tell. Full of characters. At £1.60 a pint in the evening or £1 a pint between 10-12 in the morning I suppose it is to be expected.

where is this metropolis you speak of?

It's in the west midlands mate, if your ever in the area you should come and spend the day putting the world to right with me.

where about mate? - I've got a few pals in Birmingham and spend a decent amount of time in and around the area..

Talking of west midlands pubs, i have never in my life been into such a strange pub as this boozer my mate found in the middle of some big old council estate in brum.. rough don't even tell you the half of it... This was last year so smoking ban is inforce etc, yet everyone in the pub including the land lord is smoking inside the pub, some lads playing pool were smoking week and then one bloke racked up a line of coke on the bar and polished it off right in front of the landlord haha - Needless to say i had a bottle of beer as dreaded to think what the beer lines would have been like, and we didn't stay long either as people gave us the your not from round here look!


Afternoon in a cheap boozer putting the world to rights... that sounds like a great day to me pal..