stratford upon avon

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
I'd put off any visit until December.
Then you'll have some interesting Winter's Tales to tell us.

Nah, Junes the best time, in the evenings theres that much bare fermale flesh about its a midsummer nights dream
 
Been once got pissed and got in a scuffle, it was much ado about nothing. Later I copped for a bird and got a shag, I said to her ' do you fancy a bit of Coriol anus' and she said go for it. So I smashed her back doors in. Result. Oh well, alls well that ends well.
 
i think its a nice little town tbh ,

bad experiance few months back playing footie by the river

tried a ronaldo flick and my ankle buckled sending me straight into the horrible shit dry hard grass lol ...

was amusing to the 400 or so people who were there. not a good look.
 
MCFC-2011 said:
i think its a nice little town tbh ,

bad experiance few months back playing footie by the river

tried a ronaldo flick and my ankle buckled sending me straight into the horrible shit dry hard grass lol ...

was amusing to the 400 or so people who were there. not a good look.

I don't get it.
 
I'm surprised anybody would get a pint out of you; I've heard you're as tight as Andronicus?
 
Took a bird for a meal there once. Very expensive though. In the end, I only had a drink but at least Julie ate.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.