Stupid little things that bug you

[BlueMoonday]

People who reserve sun beds by the pool with towels are nonces

 

[BrianW]

As a lorry driver, one of the most frustrating things on the motorway is approaching a car doing less than 56mph (my max limit), committing to overtake them, only to watch them accelerate, leaving me hanging in the middle lane.
Also, drivers who are approaching a slip road at a million miles an hour and squeeze into the gap in front of you, slamming their brakes on. All the while there's a huge space behind you they could have eased into and all it would have cost them in their day was an extra 0.25 seconds.

I have seen this in live action. Some stupid **** slipped straight in front of a HGV, causing it to brake so fiercely that the cab shook on its springs. The stupid **** then had the nerve to give the HGV driver the finger when he (understandably) remonstrated.

I was in the inside lane at the time, as we were about to turn off, and but for the grace of God we should all of us have been spread across the M-way like jam.

 

[Skr1975]

Sellers on eBay with a reserve price but start the bidding at 99p, just start the bidding at the minimum price you’d accept

 

[Axel Freed]

Security guards in Zara and H&M at the Trafford Centre refused me entry as i was carrying a Boost drink. What’s wrong with these places, are they not worried about deterring people from spending money ?

It’s not all bad news though ….. staff at Selfridges, John Lewis and Breitling didn’t bat an eyelid as I swaggered in brazenly swigging from my cup

 

[give it to gordon]

My next door neighbour again lol

After covering our cars in shit splashed up from having her driveway yet washed a few months ago, so now does this !

At about 8pm last night our quiet cull de sac two fire engines came flying down on blues n tunes.
I take a look out the window it turns out our next door neighbour called them out because she thought her car was on fire. Fair enough.
It wasn't.
But as our cars are close together why didn't she let me know so I could remove our cars ?

Little things like that annoy me, she has our phone number and we get along fine with each other.

 

[Blue Mist]

My next door neighbour again lol

After covering our cars in shit splashed up from having her driveway yet washed a few months ago, so now does this !

At about 8pm last night our quiet cull de sac two fire engines came flying down on blues n tunes.
I take a look out the window it turns out our next door neighbour called them out because she thought her car was on fire. Fair enough.
It wasn't.
But as our cars are close together why didn't she let me know so I could remove our cars ?

Little things like that annoy me, she has our phone number and we get along fine with each other.

How exactly do you think your car is on fire ?
Other than steam coming out of the radiator, (does that even happen nowadays ?) What could possibly make her think the fire brigade needed to come out.?

 

[give it to gordon]

How exactly do you think your car is on fire ?
Other than steam coming out of the radiator, (does that even happen nowadays ?) What could possibly make her think the fire brigade needed to come out.?

No idea !

 

[Skr1975]

At about 8pm last night our quiet cull de sac two fire engines came flying down on blues n tunes.

 

[Skr1975]

‘Different gravy’ how and why did this expression become relevant ?

 

[Barcon]

How exactly do you think your car is on fire ?
Other than steam coming out of the radiator, (does that even happen nowadays ?) What could possibly make her think the fire brigade needed to come out.?

I think steam might actually be the opposite of fire.