Stupid little things that bug you

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Folk who refer to a TV programme called Strictly Come Dancing as "Strictly".
Probably the same twats that call Glastonbury "Glasto"

 

[staffsblue]

Folk who refer to a TV programme called Strictly Come Dancing as "Strictly".
Probably the same twats that call Glastonbury "Glasto"

Or the twats who call university "uni" and vegetables "veggies".

 

[Donmcfc]

Every young fella dresses and looks the exact same these days it's fucking ridiculous.

You see a group of lads all with the exact same hair cuts, same trainers, same tracksuit...Fucking twats.

Same hoodie, same balaclava.

 

[KS55]

“At this moment in time”

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

At £10 a pint for a shitty lager.... no I'm not. Oh and it's a public holiday in NSW so there is a 15, yes fifteen percent surcharge. £11.50 for shite that even Biggie wouldn't drink.

If you've bought it I will

 

[idahoblues]

If you've bought it I will

Well that obviously isn’t going to happen

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

That was Brighton, ask Biggie, he took me, no not from behind, to the club.
We then had a kebab.
Then he took me.

You waited until someone else got me pissed,then you took me

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Well that obviously isn’t going to happen

I knew I was safe there

 

[laserblue]

Betting ads that tell you to bet responsibly…

And alcohol ads that tell you to drink responsibly.

 

[Stoned Rose]

No queue at the cash point earlier today, just one bloke already taking his money from the machine. As I walk forward, he pulls out another card, gives me a glance and I take a step back. Unbelievably, he does this twice more -4 withdrawals on separate cards.
Obviously he's entitled to do that but, stood there waiting, I'm thinking it that was me, I would have done two then step aside. The bank wasn't busy.

Probably getting Mancini’s wages out.