Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill the Blue]

Thats an unbelievable rip off mate.
Thank God I emigrated.

Got you by the balls N..

Looking forward to receiving my Council Tax Charges too, they're due any time now for the coming year ..!

I'm quietly optimistic that they will be going down 25% and the council will re-instate weekly bin collections..



It's not all bad over here mate..! Ha. !

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who applaud their own answers on game shows

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Short stay carpark at Mcr Airport..

Just home from picking my daughter up. Parked in the short stay, pay on exit..

£4.50 for approx 25 minutes but that's not the gripe, although it should be, robbing ****'s..

Drive up to the barrier.. £4.50.. I have 3 fivers and a twenty pound note..

Fiver 1 rejected, fiver 2, not having it.. fiver 3, no chance..

All put in 4 f'kin times to give them every chance too..!

Put the 20 in and £15.50 change in gash..

I wanted a 50 pence piece in change but ended up with a bag full of shrapnel..

Grrrr..!

They gave you gash? I wouldn’t be complaining

 

[Bill the Blue]

They gave you gash? I wouldn’t be complaining

Unfortunately my friend, as with the way my luck generally goes, it was the wrong type of gash..!

 

[snorky]

Walking down to the pub the other night, 3 foot snowbanks everywhere and some douche had picked up their dog shit and left it neatly twisted up in a plastic bad on top of the snow

Total and utter cunts!

It was too cold to walk to yours to wang it in your garden.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When you’re relaxing, nodding off even, and the tele makes that big cracking noise and shits you up

 

[jimharri]

Thats an unbelievable rip off mate.
Thank God I emigrated.

Rip off?

 

[Bill Walker]

I've noticed that before and it's bugged me as to why it is.

A good one I've started doing is making a brew, taking it through and dropping my bones into the couch only to take a sip of unsugared tea. I have no idea how I can forget something so simple, I've made thousands of brews over the years but only in the past few years have I started to do this. I must be on my way out.

Simple this.
It's your brains way of telling you that sugar is bad for you.
Turns you diabetic.

 

[Bill Walker]

Walking down to the pub the other night, 3 foot snowbanks everywhere and some douche had picked up their dog shit and left it neatly twisted up in a plastic bad on top of the snow

Total and utter cunts!

Plastic bad ?
Sounds nasty

 

[Double R]

People who 'demand a refund' after watching a crap film at the cinema. They didnt drag you in kicking and screaming, you chose to go. Do your homework and read the reviews before opting to go.