Stupid little things that bug you

[mat]

Anyone said scousers yet?

 

[Bettys Bell]

People who work in hospitality calling everyone guys .

 

[DiscoSteve]

041 for us glorious Glaswegians, when it changed, a light went out and never returned.

hah reminds me of the obnoxious advert that bugged me many years ago... "Glasgow is miles better!"

No it f*cking isnt, its just "miles away..." ;-)

 

[DiscoSteve]

Are you one of those fucking heathens who take a lovely steak and turn it into a brogue sole? I knew you were a fucking wrong un. My kind of wrong un, but a **** nonetheless. Medium rare the only way to eat steak. If you are however talking about blue, then I concur. If you are, blame me sitting in the sun drinking. Herbs may be involved, whose counting?

Yep Medium Rare is the RIGHT way to do a steak - but none of this Rump or Sirloin nonsense, it has to be Ribeye!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Baby wipes.
You click the lid open…..a little pinch on the top sheet and half the pack comes with it which won’t fit out of the hole.
This while juggling a toddler in the other arm!
Pisses me off

Child proof washing machine tablet box...sod the children, what about us adults...nigh on impossible to get in.

Plus, talking of washing things, that annoying but good looking Oirish woman flogging stuff, everything and I mean everything in the advert without fail is light green and white, even her baby and her painted nails...

Also, on TV programmes when they are talking misery or sadness, why is everything grey and yet when it suddenly becomes better, normal colour is resumed.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Southerners

We get a little bit of Manchester drizzle and the roads are gridlocked more than normal. So many have to take their little darlings to school by car in case they get damp.

Yep, & the little kids are taught by the teachers to blame us oldies for global warming, well if your that bothered try walking to school you lazzy little Sh#ts! oh and by the way your trip to Disney Land is off because were saving the planet!

 

[Magicpole]

hah reminds me of the obnoxious advert that bugged me many years ago... "Glasgow is miles better!"

No it f*cking isnt, its just "miles away..." ;-)

Outside you **** ;)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People that start a sentence with, "I mean" when they haven't been asked to explain what they mean.
You sound like a fucking 13 year old valley girl, you twat.

I mean, I know what you mean, do you know what I mean?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Andrew Flintoff being constantly referred to as"Freddie"

My annoyance grows tenfold, when it appears in the closing credits of programmes

How do you feel about Allan Langer being referred to as “Alfie” though?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Prince Andrew getting into his £220,000 Bentley Continental yesterday. With DOY plate.
As if his new Range Rover vogue isnt enough. Twat. Thought he was skint ?

Did taxpayers pay for that or one of those bribes ?


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That’s his new title: Prince Andrew, Dicker Of Youngsters

 

[lefty goldblatt]

How do you feel about Allan Langer being referred to as “Alfie” though?

Almost as bad, but at least he never got referred to as "Alfie" on team sheets

 

[Banshee]

Couples on house search tv shows. Want an authentic, old, characterful, country cottage but don't like beams and want barn sized rooms with high ceilings.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Fucking Liverpool

 

[talkativesprout]

When you phone up a hospital medical secretary and her voicemail informs you tomorrow she is on annual leave and leaves an alternate number whose voicemail reveals she comes of annual leave the day you are phoning...ergo these two lazy bitches are having a day off whilst in work...and you can fuck off The NHS isn't free and has more lazy incompetent twats in it than any Liverpool car plant

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Couples on house search tv shows. Want an authentic, old, characterful, country cottage but don't like beams and want barn sized rooms with high ceilings.

Oh there’s worse than that, those that tell the presenter what they want and then, when asked, say their budget is something huge like £1.5M. And they’re about 30 years old too.

 

[Banshee]

Oh there’s worse than that, those that tell the presenter what they want and then, when asked, say their budget is something huge like £1.5M. And they’re about 30 years old too.

Yes! Also those with a must have list as long as ya arm. They show them just what they ask for and they pick it to pieces. Just build it yourself with ya massive budget.

 

[give it to gordon]

Oh there’s worse than that, those that tell the presenter what they want and then, when asked, say their budget is something huge like £1.5M. And they’re about 30 years old too.

Or the those that say their budget is £1.5M than find another £250k to buy their 'dream' house.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those rescue type programmes, cars, houses, lifestyles etc etc where the experts only have 5 days to completely change someones living conditions etc and miraculously they just manage it in the face of extreme adversity. Come and sort my garden out in 5 days you twats and really impress me.

 

[DiscoSteve]

here's something else that bugs me - those fuckwit little cars just big enough for a driver, their one frend (or more likely their mum as they don't have any friends) and a briefcase - f**king abominations, and dangerous as hell, which is why I'm always so surprised they're driven by little stirling moss's or lewis hamilton's wannabe's

 

[give it to gordon]

If I dont spot my missus has dyed her hair I get that look of you just dont notice me anymore lol

I am sat here on bluemoon having shaved my longish beard of at 5pm yesterday, still waiting for the missus to notice lol