Stupid little things that bug you

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Unknown item in the bagging area.

And it's invariably a fucking bag!

 

[melrose40yarder]

And it's invariably a fucking bag!

U know it and you have already pressed the right button!

 

[Magicpole]

Those people who when a plane lands and comes to a standstill at the gate, immediately get up and start emptying the overhead lockers, even when they have been asked not to by the crew.

I’m on your frequency. The amount of people I have hacked to death in my head , would put Genghis Knan in the, what a pacifist ****, bracket. They do my head in. Even thinking about them has made me angry .

 

[Barcon]

I’m on your frequency. The amount of people I have hacked to death in my head , would put Genghis Knan in the, what a pacifist ****, bracket. They do my head in. Even thinking about them has made me angry .

Sick and fucking tired of saying, "Could you get your fucking cock and balls out of my face please".

 

[Newman Noggs]

I’m on your frequency. The amount of people I have hacked to death in my head , would put Genghis Knan in the, what a pacifist ****, bracket. They do my head in. Even thinking about them has made me angry .

Coming back from Turkey last week, after we were told not to undo our seat belts until the light went out, one fucker unclipped his seatbelt and stood up. The head stewardess, who was a bit formidable picked up the mike and barked "don't touch that locker" and the guy sat down like a guilty child whilst the rest of us laughed at him.

 

[Magicpole]

Sick and fucking tired of saying, "Could you get your fucking cock and balls out of my face please".

And what about when you’re on a plane?

 

[maccieblue]

Those people who when a plane lands and comes to a standstill at the gate, immediately get up and start emptying the overhead lockers, even when they have been asked not to by the crew.

Especially when it's the pilot and Co pilot

 

[Barcon]

And what about when you’re on a plane?

Arf.
I had a woman stick her arse in my face one time and it fucking reeked.
I bet she had dogs following her around Jamaica when we landed.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Arf.
I had a woman stick her arse in my face one time and it fucking reeked.
I bet she had dogs following her around Jamaica when we landed.

Some people would pay good money for that experience.

@Thorin Oakenshield

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Tiktok, and more specifically anyone who went to Binley fucking Mega Chippy after seeing that video. There is a place in the hottest hellfire for you, and I will be there to watch.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Mouth ulcers

 

[Blue Mist]

Unknown item in the bagging area.

Oh don't start me.
Sainsburys self service. Basket on the right till in the middle and a space on the left for scanned items.... so why can't I put my fucking bag there to load the flamin' stuff as I scan it. Oh no, I have to place it down and wait until I finish everything then set about trying to pack it all into a bag I cannot rest anywhere.
All in case I sneak a packet of biscuits into my bag !!!!!

 

[Blue Mist]

Sick and fucking tired of saying, "Could you get your fucking cock and balls out of my face please".

You don't normally have an issue with that ?

 

[East Level 2]

Oh don't start me.
Sainsburys self service. Basket on the right toll in the middle and a space on the left for scanned items.... so why can't I put my fucking bag there to load the flamin' stuff as I scan it. Oh no, I have to place it down and wait until I finish everything then set about trying to pack it all into a bag I cannot rest anywhere.
All in case I sneak a packet of biscuits into my bag !!!!!

Put first item in bag before putting it in bagging area. Won't work with a heavy bag, but probably OK with standard plastic one.

 

[the blue panther]

Gareth Southgate, and in particular that vacant face, with wierdly blinking eyes, that should tell anyone with half a brain, "Don't give this man the top job; it's evident that he hasn't got what it takes - look at bloody Middlesbrough!"

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who say “fess up” instead of “confess”.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When shops reduce the size of cakes you love but keep them at the same price.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who say things like “I’ve put a lot of hard work into this” and when you ask “what” they reply “getting a suntan”!

 

[Blue Mist]

Put first item in bag before putting it in bagging area. Won't work with a heavy bag, but probably OK with standard plastic one.

Great idea but as you alluded to, I am using a non plastic bag, so it won't accept the extra weight.

 

[Blue Mist]

People who say “fess up” instead of “confess”.

That is white British people who think it's cool to use black American phrases bro.