Stupid little things that bug you

The protracted 15 phase process that women put the rest of a queue through at a checkout:

Pack things meticulously away into bags
Move said bags into trolley
Ask price
Back to trolley to retrieve handbag
Open handbag and search/rummage
Retrieve purse
Move handbag
Ask price again
Open purse and further search
Pay
Replace card/change and receipt into purse
Move handbag back
Tuck purse back inside
Put handbag back into trolley
Gradually move off
Haha...but my wife has no problem telling some slow coach woman like that to hurry the fuck up
 
Or get their purse out to pay.
then fumble for a card and it's declined, then another declined, then another, then the conversation, "Oh this never happens, do you take a check?" "No" then after all that, "OK, I'll just pay cash" whips out a twenty, done in 30 seconds after wasting 9 minutes.
or pricks in the passing lane going side by side same speed with car in traveling lane and won't pull over with 50 cars lined up behind, arrogant to put us all on his schedule.
 
Driving for 30 years and only just noticing the little white arrow on the fuel gauge tells you which side your fuel cap is on.
is that really a thing? been driving 40 years and didn't know that one, i just remembered which side from the first time i filled it up.
 
Not seen that before. Brilliant. Uberbrilliant in fact.

It worries me that I agree with him.

And I'd add using "disinterested" wrongly. It's UNinterested if you don't show any interest
irregardless...
 
the new Tool album "Fear Inoculum" has been out since Aug.30 and i just found out yesterday.
 
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People over 50 trying to be right on and using words like “bame” and “woke”.
 
Nice to see you on another shite thread Robert.

Indeed. I love a shite thread me. Was just telling, have you got a twin? someone on another thread how much I love these type of offerings but it would appear to be a figment of my imagination as they have disappeared. It's as though they have been removed on purpose. Which is kind of weird as I don't remember too much abuse going on. Anyhoo...

Enough about me, how are you mate? Well I trust?
 
Indeed. I love a shite thread me. Was just telling, have you got a twin? someone on another thread how much I love these type of offerings but it would appear to be a figment of my imagination as they have disappeared. It's as though they have been removed on purpose. Which is kind of weird as I don't remember too much abuse going on. Anyhoo...

Enough about me, how are you mate? Well I trust?
Funny I was having a laugh with someone called Bob . Seems I don't exist anymore but he does ;-)
I am good. Thanks for asking.
 

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