Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Nude nuts and the generally folliclely challenged, look away now. My glorious mane has got all too wild and bushy. So, this last week, i have tried to get to a barber to return me to head turning, crafted and beguiling glory.

I had a window of opportunity the other day, went into a place I've honoured them before, lants my perfectly fored srse on the deat, looked up CASH ONLY. No cash, are you mad? Off i trudged.

So today, drive to my usual, cunts shut. Fucking Sundays, where shops don't open and people like me have to keep going. Nobody knows my troubles.

So you look like a girl.


Is that what your saying ?

Just askin'


Dorothy.

 

[Magicpole]

So you look like a girl.


Is that what your saying ?

Just askin'


Dorothy.

Mane? Attenborough clearly past you by. buy. It's Edna.

 

[richardtheref]

Bastard drivers who can see me waiting to turn right at a t-junction but at the very last moment they indicate to turn left exactly where I am coming from.
Wankers, why not look ahead and indicate way in time so that I don`t have to wait for you bellends !!
... and rant over Oakie !!!!

As a former claims inspector for insurance companies may I point out that the Highway code tells you to wait until the car is actually turning before pulling out. The amount of times I dealt with a claim when the driver had pulled out & the other parties indicator had not cancelled from a previous turn or was turning further down the road.

 

[doots]

Allen keys.

Richard

 

[malg]

Saturday morning lie in, and the under 8's football match.
My lie in is ruin by the under 8's match, the shouting, screaming, yelling, swearing and than the kids themselves

Air...........rifle.......

 

[Barcon]

Raccoons. fat, fury little cunts winding up my cat at 4 am.

 

[malg]

I am a Walking Football referee and our distance for free kicks is 3 metres. If a player doesn't respect that distance it is a card and 2 minutes in the Sin Bin...

And it probably takes them until the final whistle to get to the sin bin....

 

[malg]

Raccoons. fat, fury little cunts winding up my cat at 4 am.

furry............

 

[maccieblue]

Salesmen who won't answer a question but stick to their script. Happened to me today, maddening.

And why do salesmen always have floppy haircuts

 

[Barcon]

furry............

You didn't see it. It was angry