Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

The little foil packets of sauce/milk that, when you open them, the contents go everywhere except where you want them to go.
(And then there's the ones which defy all attempts to open them and make you look like a bit of a weakling.)

 

[Blue Mist]

Favourite swan joke:
Swan walks into a chemist and asks for some lip salve. Chemist asks "are you going to pay cash?". Swan replies, "no, put it on my bill".

Now that is good...... or maybe its me whose just childish.

Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Don't be daft son, it's a duck with a hat on.

 

[give it to gordon]

I like my pickled onions and buy them from farm foods store. But I cant get the lid of without putting the lid under the hot tap and tapping it with a knife to loosen it. Bloody ridicules

 

[JRockBlues]

Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…

I usuall call him The Annoying Acronym if I have to refer to him at all.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Now that is good...... or maybe its me whose just childish.

Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Don't be daft son, it's a duck with a hat on.

Duck joke for the surrealists:
Q. What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg's both the same.
No, me neither though it did have me in stitches for some reason first time I heard it.

 

[laserblue]

Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…

Plus 'Bobby' Firmino and Virgil.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That, The Celtic Football Club (and Boston Celtics), are called “Seltic” (“Seltics”) and not “keltic” (“keltics”).

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who say ‘arks’. As in ‘arks me a question’. Knob heads.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Mason Mount constantly touching his hair

 

[laserblue]

Knobheads who go into a coffee shop and say "Can I get a laaaaahhtay".