East Level 2
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That says as much about the competence of the manager as it does about the laziness of the worker.
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Stupid little things that bug you
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richardtheref
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Haha. When I worked for an insurance company, in the old days of paper files, 1 lad would do this. His desk was always clear at the end of play. The other 2 of us on the team got hauled into management & asked why our desks were never clear at the end of the day. This superstar then up and left to a better job. The 2 of us then had to move his desk, for some reason, & found hundreds of files in his draws that had not been worked on. This guy is now a chief executive at a major UK insurerA work colleague who starts work 5 minutes before the start time and finishing late at the end of the day. But does nothing for the 6 hours in between.
Plus the manager loves then for being so keen !! Fuck me they do nothing for 6 bloody hours !!
give it to gordon
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Haha. When I worked for an insurance company, in the old days of paper files, 1 lad would do this. His desk was always clear at the end of play. The other 2 of us on the team got hauled into management & asked why our desks were never clear at the end of the day. This superstar then up and left to a better job. The 2 of us then had to move his desk, for some reason, & found hundreds of files in his draws that had not been worked on. This guy is now a chief executive at a major UK insurer
That sounds about right ! It's funny how the real good workers never move up but the lazy bastards make well paid jobs.
I have know a few head greenkeepers who now sod all really but have the gift of the gab and have really top well paided jobs.
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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We often used to say that schools need to keep the 'good' teachers in the classroom, and the useless ones could be 'promoted'! Anything else and the system would collapse. It'll be the same in other walks of work!That sounds about right ! It's funny how the real good workers never move up but the lazy bastards make well paid jobs.
I have know a few head greenkeepers who now sod all really but have the gift of the gab and have really top well paided jobs.
JRockBlues
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CHase after Pep on his bike and when you catch him ask him for some lessons.You could just practice the art of levitation, I'm still working on it.
Grassland Blue
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You are Compo and I claim 2 free donkeystones...Page 25- "The Mop trick"
Wait till he nips in the back garden for any reason.....then mop the kitchen floor....This serves two purposes. 1. Control, provides an invisible barrier that must not be crossed leaving you outside like a twat for longer than you anticipated 2. She doesn't tell you she's done it on purpose so she has an excuse to moan at you. Also works with a dry mop for added inner woman smarm.
Tuearts right boot
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That utterly pointless twat with the stitched on eye lids sitting in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign on GMB, talking about other utterly pointless twats. Oh and anything else connected to Good Morning Britain. Utterly pointless.
Kinkladze 1
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Mine plays a tune on the car keys whenever they are picked up at 6am. Jangle jangle jangle fucking hell!!!! Can’t you just close your palm round the whole bunch ffs! :)Mine "Plays the kitchen drums" (page 8)...Pissing around in the kitchen cupboards, moving pans about, slamming cups and stuff at silly o'clock...she sounds like Ringo Starr just making a brew...
doots
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To be fair,we clapped when the fucker took off last week after being sat on the tarmac for two bastard hours.People who clap when the plane lands.
You don't clap the train driver when he stops at a station, or a taxi driver when he drops you off.
The pilot's just doing his job, ie not crashing.