Stupid little things that bug you

[Big Swifty]

people who call their kids silly names like Paige.

Older men with bushy (often white) eyebrows. You look silly, chaps.

Students on Univ. Challenge who lean right forward when answering, as if they won't be heard otherwise

People who disagree with me

People on TV quizzes who say "That was before my time". Napoleon was before my time, but I know who he was

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

People who have a dog, take them for a walk, let dog shit on pavement and don’t clear it up.

There's a dustbin a couple of doors up from my daughter in Norf Landan with a message - Please do not deposit dog muck in this bin. People will take their dog for a walk, watch it shit on the path, pull out a plastic bag and pick same shit up, and then on the way home they lob it in some other fucker's bin!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who wear baseball caps the wrong way around;

British people who wear baseball caps, full stop! They're not part of our culture and no British subculture has ever had that as part of its fashion.

They're fucking shit!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Wasps buzzing around my beer when sat in a beer garden

Yep. Agree with that! I hate the little fuckers

 

[bluemooners09]

People who act tough and like smart arse bullys in forums.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Those twats who shit in toilets and piss all over floors in public bogs without cleaning it up or reporting it.also the cvunts who blow all vapour smoke everywhere. Finally those sad twats who wear rag, and dipper shirts annoying fuckers

There are some dirty cunts in this world aren’t there. Nothing worse than when you are bursting for shit and go in a public toilet only to find piss everywhere, toilet paper all
Over the floor and shit floating in the bog. Do you reckon they are this dirty at home?

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Vaguely related, but people in insist on pronouncing foreign things with the correct accent. I went to Barcelona and when they're speaking English, they say paella, not payeya like all the British try-hards do.

 

[BimboBob]

People who use the phrase "jog on."

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Is the correct pronunciation not pie-ellorh?

 

[Big Swifty]

They speak Catalan in Barcelona, though

 

[Indaparkside]

There are some dirty cunts in this world aren’t there. Nothing worse than when you are bursting for shit and go in a public toilet only to find piss everywhere, toilet paper all
Over the floor and shit floating in the bog. Do you reckon they are this dirty at home?

Then you stand in the piss and walk in your house, work, etc with piss on your trainers . Dirty twats pal

 

[andyhinch]

People who act tough and like smart arse bullys in forums.

If you see anything like that report them, i wouldn’t stand for it.

 

[Big Swifty]

and when you have a coat on, go for a crap in a public toilet and there's no coat-hook, so your coat goes on a pissy floor.

 

[BimboBob]

People on TV quizzes who say "That was before my time". Napoleon was before my time, but I know who he was

He was really good in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

 

[manchester blue]

People who use the phrase "jog on."

You know what’s coming now!

 

[BimboBob]

If you see anything like that report them, i wouldn’t stand for it.

Snitches.

 

[give it to gordon]

When I shave my face and head , than shower. About 30 minutes later when rubbing my head I feel that I have missed abit !

 

[BimboBob]

You know what’s coming now!

I think I'm safe. 50 odd posts in 5 years. Mummy would have turned the internet off by now.

 

[Indaparkside]

and when you have a coat on, go for a crap in a public toilet and there's no coat-hook, so your coat goes on a pissy floor.

Haha you've been in the kippax toilets at maine road i see

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

People who walk too slow and stop dead in busy thoroughfares.
Groups taking ages to vacate tables you are waiting for in busy pubs despite clearly being ready to leave.
Airports in general.