Stupid little things that bug you

[NZBlue]

Here's another. I was looking ifor something in the bottom kitchen cupboard when my Mrs decided to look for something in the cupboard above. She them walked off, a minute later I stood up and smashed my head off the cupboard door she left open. Fuming.

Which of you was looking for a bandage?

 

[give it to gordon]

The small writing on the inside of my glasses

 

[Bill Walker]

"You agree to accept cookies"

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Smugly booked Chester to Tamworth at £24 return and now the Merseyrail is down.

The black tracksuit wearing scrote near me on Birkenhead Central has let out maybe a dozen snotty sniffs already. Blow your nose, shithouse.

A great way to start Tamworth v Hereford.

 

[bluebc]

Scruffy gits who bite their nails in the back of my car (taxi) and leave them on the floor

 

[bluebc]

People online who claim to have spat their coffee out whilst reading something funny online , no you haven’t , it just amused you.

 

[Blue Mist]

People online who claim to have spat their coffee out whilst reading something funny online , no you haven’t , it just amused you.

People who say they have rolled on the floor laughing at a joke.

No you were merely slightly amused.




:-)

 

[WickyWain]

People who say they have rolled on the floor laughing at a joke.

No you were merely slightly amused.




:-)

I just pissed myself laughing at these.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

People who write dates the American way. It is not difficult to remember - it is dd/mm/yyyy

NOT

mm/dd/yyyy

Or

2 September 2023

NOT


September 2, 2023.

 

[DrBlueBob]

People who write dates the American way. It is not difficult to remember - it is dd/mm/yyyy

NOT

mm/dd/yyyy

Or

2 September 2023

NOT


September 2, 2023.

So did 11/9 happen or was it a conspiracy hoax theory?