Stupid little things that bug you

[Wretched Vengeance]

I seem to be the only one in my house capable of turning lights out when I am finished in that particular room. If they could they'd have every light in the house on.

The missus is also dreadful for leaving the fridge doors wide open after she's taken something out. Last night it alarmed three times to alert they were left open. It alarms every thirty seconds.

Irritates me more than it probably should.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Twats that phone me up offering 25% discount on my gas bill....Today.....
"Hello I'm from the gas company"
"Which one..."
"Bridish Gaz..."
"Very good...."
"Which gas company are you with ??..."
"British Gas...."
"How much is your bill...."
"Well you should know, you've got my details in front of you haven't you ??....Hellooo, helloooooooo, heeeeelloooo."

 

[Protein Junkie]

Allen keys can do one.
Bought a nice unit from Dunelm and was eager to try out my new Electric Screwdriver until I saw it needed that devils spawn of a thing.
At 60 not got the most nimble of fingers and kept dropping the thing on a wood floor ffs

 

[give it to gordon]

ITV Weather that Alex bloke.

They pass over to him and he tells you what has happened and will happen. Then he says now for the weather !! What fuck he just told us now and now he is doing a forecast.

 

[East Level 2]

Allen keys can do one.
Bought a nice unit from Dunelm and was eager to try out my new Electric Screwdriver until I saw it needed that devils spawn of a thing.
At 60 not got the most nimble of fingers and kept dropping the thing on a wood floor ffs

You can get straight Allen key bits for electric screwdrivers. - Or was I just lucky that some random bit fitted the IKEA units I was building?

 

[chris8910]

Today I heard on the radio that women might interpret emojis differently to men.
Well have they thought about how I might interpret emojis differently?
Yes that bugged me.

 

[Lavinda Past]

The female has claw like internal parts. Why? God knows.

I can't believe that no-one has asked how you discovered this piece of information...

Or how long it took to get better.

;-)

 

[gaz76]

Today I heard on the radio that women might interpret emojis differently to men.
Well have they thought about how I might interpret emojis differently?
Yes that bugged me.

Lazy research that, I've been doing a more indepth study of my own and have concluded that women interpret "every single fuckin thing" different to men

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Lazy research that, I've been doing a more indepth study of my own and have concluded that women interpret "every single fuckin thing" different to men

Excellent research mate.

 

[gaz76]

Excellent research mate.

Twas painstaking