Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

When some organisation (viz. HMG, NHS, Police, Bank, et al) have just committed an almighty cock up and they come out with "...We take very serious and it is our priority..."
Well, clearly it wasn't!

Dont believe everything you read in Viz.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Does snorkey fuck dead people?
I never knew that.

No, he fucks them to death.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I know, who wants to see 2 dead bodies in a bed ?

Jimmy Savile?





Sorry

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Jimmy Savile?





Sorry

The old 3 in a bed romp

 

[Grassland Blue]

I know, who wants to see 2 dead bodies in a bed ?

I don't know when it started but dead people in the US are now called - unalived.

Weirdos!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I don't know when it started but dead people in the US are now called - unalived.

Weirdos!

That's just the world we live in today mate.

 

[Eccles Blue]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

 

[Blue Mist]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

@Eccles Blue.......

'The masked figure towered over her, she saw the carving knife he held above her head, suddenly..'
'Oh I'm at the bottom, I'll read the rest later'

 

[Bill Walker]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

Must take you about 6 months to read a book..

Thought I was slow :-)

 

[Eccles Blue]

Must take you about 6 months to read a book..

Thought I was slow :-)

*lol* I have read 2 books since Sunday evening!! Nearly finished the 3rd one as well. But not just going up and downstairs obviously :-) I’m known as a bookworm in the family. I read at every opportunity.