Stupid little things that bug you

[yankblue]

Small talk in general. I live in the wrong country. Every time I'm forced into a conversation with a stranger or acquaintance, Finland sounds more and more appealing.

 

[Bozo]

When people push the button at crossings without checking if there are actually any cars coming.

 

[old blue]

When did Warburtons decide to use Gorilla Glue on the ends of the bread paper?

 

[Double R]

Drivers who at red lights stop about two car lengths from the car in front of them. Than spend the whole time with the lights on red creeping up to the the car in front of them. Leaving you with now a two car gap in front of you.

Holy shit, I was about to post the same thing.
You stop, neutral, pull up handbreak and step off the peddles. Then some twat moves forward to close the gap, so you have to start again and move before stopping again, neutral, pull up handbreak and step off the peddles. Then some other twat decides to move forward to close another gap...... rinse and repeat. Just close the bloody gap to start with insted of slowly nudjing forwards bit by bit.
Im saying this because 2 set of lights have appeared outside my workplace 3 weeks ago and this habbit is making me crazy. These lights are going to be here till 2024.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Cyclists....yeah I know but what enjoyment do you get out of dressing up like a gay pride march, protected in your bubble of invincibility with flashing lights, staring at the tarmac for miles on end going nowhere in particular, having wagons pass you within inches and knowing full well you're pissing off normal people in cars and breathing in exhaust fumes, I really dont get it....

 

[Blue Mist]

Dianne Bourne of the MUEN and her obsession with running after Celebrities

Fortunately I have no idea what you are on about.

 

[itsnevereasy]

I don't mind parent and child bays used, as originally intended, by someone with a toddler in a push chair. It's the dickheads who park in a P&C space and when the doors open a perfectly fit and healthy 10 year old jumps out and runs into the store.

Sorry…. Lol. But technically they are still a child so I do it! Also parked in one with my 17 year old in the car this morning. As Peter Kay said they don’t put an age limit on it

 

[Grassland Blue]

Cyclists....yeah I know but what enjoyment do you get out of dressing up like a gay pride march, protected in your bubble of invincibility with flashing lights, staring at the tarmac for miles on end going nowhere in particular, having wagons pass you within inches and knowing full well you're pissing off normal people in cars and breathing in exhaust fumes, I really dont get it....

Joggers can be as bad...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Cyclists....yeah I know but what enjoyment do you get out of dressing up like a gay pride march, protected in your bubble of invincibility with flashing lights, staring at the tarmac for miles on end going nowhere in particular, having wagons pass you within inches and knowing full well you're pissing off normal people in cars and breathing in exhaust fumes, I really dont get it....

I'll say this in his defence......before the cycling fraternity come round and roger me senseless with a bike pump, he has very fit, from an athletic point of view you understand and judging by the the distance I've travelled this morning and the amount of time and various places we past he must have done 50-60 miles or more and in one place I was doing 50 and keeping up with him, he had those lean on type handle bars so couldn't have seen any more than 10 ft in front of him and wasn't hanging about. Again, I just dont get it.

 

[East Level 2]

Sorry…. Lol. But technically they are still a child so I do it! Also parked in one with my 17 year old in the car this morning. As Peter Kay said they don’t put an age limit on it

Who is the lazy twat; you or him?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

When did Warburtons decide to use Gorilla Glue on the ends of the bread paper?

The day you caught weak disease

 

[Winchester]

Fortunately I have no idea what you are on about.

I'm so happy for you

 

[itsnevereasy]

Who is the lazy twat; you or him?

100% me!

 

[old blue]

The day you caught weak disease

Have you been talking to my wife?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Have you been talking to my wife?

We don't talk. Just fuck

 

[dobingsdobber]

Why are people now sending emails at work or in business dealings and starting it with e.g. “Hey John”. What’s wrong with “Hi ..” or “Hello ..”?

Ayup should be the only greeting used.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Womens ' things '. Yes, we know exactly what they are and we know exactly what they do so please dont graphically explain this whilst everyone is sitting down for tea.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Why are people now sending emails at work or in business dealings and starting it with e.g. “Hey John”. What’s wrong with “Hi ..” or “Hello ..”?

Everybody wants to be American apparently

 

[Bill Walker]

Why are people now sending emails at work or in business dealings and starting it with e.g. “Hey John”. What’s wrong with “Hi ..” or “Hello ..”?

It's happening here as well mate, big time. This place gets more like America every day. Thankfully not the guns though.
I think it's so much US culture in films and TV, let's face it, they make the best things like Breaking Bad, Ozark, Saul, plus a million others. It's inevitable the way they say things catches on.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People in supermarkets who take something off the shelves and walk round eating it, dropping crumbs everywhere, then present an empty wrapper at the checkout.
You’re here to shop, not eat you twats.

I was shopping in my local supermarket when I saw one of my village cricket team mates, who was a barrister and MP, open a pack of sliced ham and started eating it within the store. Told me he had missed lunch and was running late for a client appointment. He scanned the wrapper and paid.