Stupid little things that bug you

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Potatoes

I am sure when I was a kid potatoes would last for ages before going off. Nowadays you are lucky to 4 or 5 days before they start going off.

They’ll keep for ages if stored in a cool, dark place.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Any weather forcasters.
Stealing a living while thinking they are some kind of a celebratory.
Utter cnuts

It’s not easy predicting the future.

 

[Kippax77]

It’s not easy predicting the future.

There's a fucking enough of them

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Any weather forcasters.
Stealing a living while thinking they are some kind of a celebratory.
Utter cnuts

And the good looking ones make you completely miss what the weather forecast was.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

There's a fucking enough of them

What if they did it in haikus?

 

[Kippax77]

And the good looking ones make you completely miss what the weather forecast was.

Carol's cleavage being a prime ecample

 

[Kippax77]

What if they did it in haikus?

That might help

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Busy bodies in trivial matters. I was in a rush this morning and just wanted to buy a bottle of water in Tesco, went to queue but saw that the lady in front was on her phone and hadn't noticed the vacant self-service till.

Couldn't be arsed with asking her inanely of whether she was queueing so just walked in front of her as it was a few seconds between the one person on the other till finishing and she was wasting other people's time.

Lady says nothing to me but fat arsed woman who was using other till complains on her behalf.

No time for people like that, fuck off and mind your own business. Why should I obey this rule of social etiquette for someone who is glued to their phone?

 

[Donmcfc]

They’ll keep for ages if stored in a cool, dark place.

Like Stockport at midnight?

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Knobhead drivers in Oldham doing over 70 on a 30 road just as I’m crossing then beeping me for telling them they are a knobhead

 

[lefty goldblatt]

It’s not easy predicting the future.

Ohhhh, I don't know

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Knobhead drivers in Oldham doing over 70 on a 30 road just as I’m crossing then beeping me for telling them they are a knobhead

They aren’t just an Oldham problem… they’re everywhere.

I half/fake step out in front of them now, look like I’m about to run across the road in front of them. It absolutely fucking shits them up every time.

 

[northendenton]

72 hour deoderant claims what mucky tyke does not wash/shower for 3 days

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

72 hour deoderant claims what mucky tyke does not wash/shower for 3 days

Check out @splinter ’s money saving thread.

 

[doots]

Any weather forcasters.
Stealing a living while thinking they are some kind of a celebratory.
Utter cnuts

And when they say,it's going to be 20 degrees but feel like 16 degrees.
So it's 16 degrees then you know fuck all twerp.

 

[doots]

Sun cream in the eyes.
Smarts like a bitch.

 

[Blue Mist]

72 hour deoderant claims what mucky tyke does not wash/shower for 3 days

Ergh the one that posted he doesn't shower but once a week.

 

[laserblue]

Anyone over the age of 8 who wears Crocs.

 

[laserblue]

72 hour deoderant claims what mucky tyke does not wash/shower for 3 days

Apperently it's going down a storm on Merseyside.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Anyone over the age of 8 who wears Crocs.

I have these but for the garden. It's easier to wear them in case I step in mud, dog or cavy shit because you can just hose them down.

On a similar but tangential point In the town of Glastonbury, you get people walking around barefooted with blackened soles and heels. Not homeless just hipsters.