Stupid little things that bug you

[stan bowles]

People at the gym who get on the machine next to me whilst wearing headphones and who then proceed to repeatedly sniff, snort and ingest their own snot at disgustingly loud volume. Blow your fucking nose, you neanderthal piece of shit.

 

[eaststandlevel3]

People at work who talk corporate bullshit who have had the company implant. Send emails copy everybody in. Look at me I’m so good, throw people under the bus and reverse over them. Pick up the phone talk to people and stop with the look at me emails. Twats

 

[halfmist]

When someone’s speaking in a foreign language on the radio or tele and the interpreter converts in to English at the same volume level.
It just becomes a mumbo jumbo of words especially when it’s a foreign interpreter who's English is not very good in the first place.
Turn the effin foreign sound off.

 

[East Level 2]

People at work who talk corporate bullshit who have had the company implant. Send emails copy everybody in. Look at me I’m so good, throw people under the bus and reverse over them. Pick up the phone talk to people and stop with the look at me emails. Twats

People at work who use the same management bullshit bingo card as the directors.
MD talks about "business energy" and these clowns are using the word "energy" at every opportunity.
Good job I've retired. Saves me having to take the piss.

 

[JRockBlues]

5 minutes of silence to "hide" a secret track on a digital release by a musical artist.

 

[laserblue]

First World problems but c*nts on holiday who get up first thing and put towels on sunbeds then don't use them until the afternoon.

Back in the day I got into a fight with some Belgians in Tenerife who put towels on beds before dawn then after breakfast went into town and returned at 4pm pissed as farts and got arsey because we were occupying the beds when the staff had removed their towels hours before.

 

[N1985]

First World problems but c*nts on holiday who get up first thing and put towels on sunbeds then don't use them until the afternoon.

Said towels end up in the pool.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The number of towns in England/Wales that look identical nowadays.
Costa,Costa drive thru,Lidl,Aldi, Dreams, another fucking Costa drive thru, KFC and Mackie D.
Top marks to towns that refuse the chains.On a drive to buy more through independents.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Said towels end up in the pool.

A group of 6 of us did the same to about 200 German's towels, on the the last night (at 4 a.m.) of a Faliraki holiday in 1992.

We got some nasty looks, the following morning

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The number of towns in England/Wales that look identical nowadays.
Costa,Costa drive thru,Lidl,Aldi, Dreams, another fucking Costa drive thru, KFC and Mackie D.
Top marks to towns that refuse the chains.On a drive to buy more through independents.

Every one of these "retail parks" with the same shops.

Carphone Warehouse
Subway
Home Bargains
SCS
Various kitchen outlets
Bed outlet
With a coffee shop, thrown in for good measure.

If it's a relatively big town, multiply by at least 3

Characterless shit, allowed by soulless councils

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Shit expressions, like

Go smash it
You got this
...... was a blast
Owned it

 

[Banshee]

When driving and a dickhead not paying attention crosses into my lane. Then has the gall to look the other way so I can't abuse him

 

[Grassland Blue]

The number of towns in England/Wales that look identical nowadays.
Costa,Costa drive thru,Lidl,Aldi, Dreams, another fucking Costa drive thru, KFC and Mackie D.
Top marks to towns that refuse the chains.On a drive to buy more through independents.

I call the coffee chains, Costly coffee and Megabucks (Starbucks).
What is it with all this coffee drinking anyway?

 

[Kinkladze 1]

When stuff gets put on the draining board not upside down so it can’t drain!

 

[RACHACE]

Not being allowed to take your own beer into gig venues. £6 for a 330ml can of beer and £10 for a double rum and coke at Castlefield Bowl last night.

You can't take your own beer but it's seemingly OK for people to openly smoke weed and snort cocaine.

 

[Magicpole]

When driving and a dickhead not paying attention crosses into my lane. Then has the gall to look the other way so I can't abuse him

Sorry about that I dropped a Malteser.

 

[Stoned Rose]

That mad “sweat” you get on bananas when you first open the bag they come in.

What the fuck.

 

[Magicpole]

That mad “sweat” you get on bananas when you first open the bag they come in.

What the fuck.

Don’t buy them in those bags. Ends issue. No charge.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Don’t buy them in those bags. Ends issue. No charge.

Believe it or not, I’d thought of the same masterful plan, but the one I do my shopping in doesn’t sell the fuckers loose.

These cunts are as sweaty as a Celtic fan the day Rangers were promoted to the top division.

 

[idahoblues]

Believe it or not, I’d thought of the same masterful plan, but the one I do my shopping in doesn’t sell the fuckers loose.

These cunts are as sweaty as a Celtic fan the day Rangers were promoted to the top division.

A sweaty sweaty