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Stupid little things that bug you
- Thread starter Mikem93
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Magicpole
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No **** was sweating. I can assure you of that. Loose bananas are sold in many fine purveyors of exotic fruits and vegetables. May I suggest you Google “loose bananas” in the Greater Manchester area and we can be done with this?Believe it or not, I’d thought of the same masterful plan, but the one I do my shopping in doesn’t sell the fuckers loose.
These cunts are as sweaty as a Celtic fan the day Rangers were promoted to the top division.
urban genie
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This place being so ragish
Stoned Rose
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No **** was sweating. I can assure you of that. Loose bananas are sold in many fine purveyors of exotic fruits and vegetables. May I suggest you Google “loose bananas” in the Greater Manchester area and we can be done with this?
Of course mate. Thanks for your guidance.
Stoned Rose
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Magic is adamant no **** sweats in Glasgow.A sweaty sweaty
Well said that man. There is a reason bannanas have skins on them it's so you don't been a plastic tub/bag/tray to put them on a shop shelf.Don’t buy them in those bags. Ends issue. No charge.
This post was sponsored by that annoying woman Greta (but it still stands)
Say no to plastic
This place being so ragish
Why is that raggish? Its business. Blues get 10% off s well.
Edit: just enlarged the photo. I agree
urban genie
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Why is that raggish? Its business. Blues get 10% off s well.
Edit: just enlarged the photo. I agree
Been a bit like this for a few months their social media and never minded twhoever does it ia an obvious rag, but the cantona poster has tipped it
Magicpole
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It was my pleasure. Can’t stand by as people get all decombobulated about banana sweat, triggered by confinement in a sealed plastic bag. (It’s actually condensation, but we can skip over that)and not lift a finger. No sir. Not today. Not ever. I’m here for you, you know that.Of course mate. Thanks for your guidance.
Hayley Croppers chopper
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My son wore crocs for the first 10 years of his life: he loved them. Went everywhere in them. It saved us a fortune in footwear.You know why crocs have holes?
To allow your dignity to escape : )
Stoned Rose
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It was my pleasure. Can’t stand by as people get all decombobulated about banana sweat, triggered by confinement in a sealed plastic bag. (It’s actually condensation, but we can skip over that)and not lift a finger. No sir. Not today. Not ever. I’m here for you, you know that.
Stop waffling now you mad ****.
Magicpole
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Had a couple of herb roll ups. Not another peep.Stop waffling now you mad ****.
Protein Junkie
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When you get a voicemail message and the sender has gone into warp factor 10. You have to replay the message around nine times to
* understand it
* eventually get the telephone number written down
* the reference number.
Talk about no self awareness. Grrrrrrr
* understand it
* eventually get the telephone number written down
* the reference number.
Talk about no self awareness. Grrrrrrr
Stoned Rose
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Fannies who drink wine in Nando’s.
I got one today from a nurse at my gp practice, she was the opposite.When you get a voicemail message and the sender has gone into warp factor 10. You have to replay the message around nine times to
* understand it
* eventually get the telephone number written down
* the reference number.
Talk about no self awareness. Grrrrrrr
Bearing in mind answering machines have been around for 30 years..... she must have been hiding in the woods....
Ergh right ergh can you ring back or I could, perhaps ergh I could give you an appointment, I ergh have some tomorrow, yes ergh tomorrow, drone drone drone, ergh or if its easier ring me back....
She was shit scared of leaving a message as though it was all new to her.