Stupid little things that bug you

[East Level 2]

A work colleague who starts work 5 minutes before the start time and finishing late at the end of the day. But does nothing for the 6 hours in between.

Plus the manager loves then for being so keen !! Fuck me they do nothing for 6 bloody hours !!

That says as much about the competence of the manager as it does about the laziness of the worker.

 

[richardtheref]

A work colleague who starts work 5 minutes before the start time and finishing late at the end of the day. But does nothing for the 6 hours in between.

Plus the manager loves then for being so keen !! Fuck me they do nothing for 6 bloody hours !!

Haha. When I worked for an insurance company, in the old days of paper files, 1 lad would do this. His desk was always clear at the end of play. The other 2 of us on the team got hauled into management & asked why our desks were never clear at the end of the day. This superstar then up and left to a better job. The 2 of us then had to move his desk, for some reason, & found hundreds of files in his draws that had not been worked on. This guy is now a chief executive at a major UK insurer

 

[give it to gordon]

Haha. When I worked for an insurance company, in the old days of paper files, 1 lad would do this. His desk was always clear at the end of play. The other 2 of us on the team got hauled into management & asked why our desks were never clear at the end of the day. This superstar then up and left to a better job. The 2 of us then had to move his desk, for some reason, & found hundreds of files in his draws that had not been worked on. This guy is now a chief executive at a major UK insurer

That sounds about right ! It's funny how the real good workers never move up but the lazy bastards make well paid jobs.

I have know a few head greenkeepers who now sod all really but have the gift of the gab and have really top well paided jobs.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

That sounds about right ! It's funny how the real good workers never move up but the lazy bastards make well paid jobs.

I have know a few head greenkeepers who now sod all really but have the gift of the gab and have really top well paided jobs.

We often used to say that schools need to keep the 'good' teachers in the classroom, and the useless ones could be 'promoted'! Anything else and the system would collapse. It'll be the same in other walks of work!

 

[crublue1]

People who clap when the plane lands.
You don't clap the train driver when he stops at a station, or a taxi driver when he drops you off.
The pilot's just doing his job, ie not crashing.

 

[JRockBlues]

You could just practice the art of levitation, I'm still working on it.

CHase after Pep on his bike and when you catch him ask him for some lessons.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Page 25- "The Mop trick"
Wait till he nips in the back garden for any reason.....then mop the kitchen floor....This serves two purposes. 1. Control, provides an invisible barrier that must not be crossed leaving you outside like a twat for longer than you anticipated 2. She doesn't tell you she's done it on purpose so she has an excuse to moan at you. Also works with a dry mop for added inner bitch smarm.

You are Compo and I claim 2 free donkeystones...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That utterly pointless twat with the stitched on eye lids sitting in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign on GMB, talking about other utterly pointless twats. Oh and anything else connected to Good Morning Britain. Utterly pointless.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Mine "Plays the kitchen drums" (page 8)...Pissing around in the kitchen cupboards, moving pans about, slamming cups and stuff at silly o'clock...she sounds like Ringo Starr just making a brew...

Mine plays a tune on the car keys whenever they are picked up at 6am. Jangle jangle jangle fucking hell!!!! Can’t you just close your palm round the whole bunch ffs! :)

 

[doots]

People who clap when the plane lands.
You don't clap the train driver when he stops at a station, or a taxi driver when he drops you off.
The pilot's just doing his job, ie not crashing.

To be fair,we clapped when the fucker took off last week after being sat on the tarmac for two bastard hours.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

The £326 cost of living payment today. That’s pissed me off. Not the gesture, but how it’s a blanket payment with no checks.

Nephew-in-law lives at home and has everything done for him. Never worked a day and gets ESA. He’s currently out in town with his £326.

It should have been vetted for those who pay rent/council tax and who have actual bills. Neither of which he has. There will be plenty out there today at the nail bars, tanning salons and the like.

I’d like £326 into my bank after working 40 hours a week and wondering where the fuck I’ll be up to come October.

Cunts.

 

[halfmist]

To be fair,we clapped when the fucker took off last week after being sat on the tarmac for two bastard hours.

Once your in the air you think that’s it no more delays.. wrong.
We returned to Manchester recently only to be to told there was no man available to push the steps up to the plane.
There were 3 ground staff outside but apparently none trained to push the steps to the plane so we had a half hour delay before he arrived followed by a further 3/4 of an hour delay to recover our baggage.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

That advert for Schweppes, or “Sher weppes” as the narrator pronounces it.

 

[The Earl of Abington]

Taking the safety guard off a fan to give it a good de-dusting then spending the next hour faffing about trying to put the fucker back together again!

 

[ray21]

Not remembering what bugs me, I thought of something that bugs me yesterday, now I can’t remember what it was.

 

[give it to gordon]

The £326 cost of living payment today. That’s pissed me off. Not the gesture, but how it’s a blanket payment with no checks.

Nephew-in-law lives at home and has everything done for him. Never worked a day and gets ESA. He’s currently out in town with his £326.

It should have been vetted for those who pay rent/council tax and who have actual bills. Neither of which he has. There will be plenty out there today at the nail bars, tanning salons and the like.

I’d like £326 into my bank after working 40 hours a week and wondering where the fuck I’ll be up to come October.

Cunts.

Do we all get this ?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Do we all get this ?

If you’re on ESA/IS/JSA (certain types of it) you get £650. £326 from today and the rest in October.

Tax Credit recipients get it a bit later on.

Those who work get fuck all. Cash wise anyway. Not that we should, but there are people out there today spending free money. Makes me fucking sick.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Taking the safety guard off a fan to give it a good de-dusting then spending the next hour faffing about trying to put the fucker back together again!

Your not a fan I take it

 

[Banshee]

Fruit flies

 

[splinter]

My smelly feet..does it help if I wash my socks