Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

If you’re on ESA/IS/JSA (certain types of it) you get £650. £326 from today and the rest in October.

Tax Credit recipients get it a bit later on.

Those who work get fuck all. Cash wise anyway. Not that we should, but there are people out there today spending free money. Makes me fucking sick.

On a positive note, that money will go back into the system to the shop keepers and service providers, the recipients of said cash will pay tax and NI on it so GOV.ORG gets it back, the circle of life carries on and the bone idle twats that got it in the first will still not have a pot to piss in anyway. Happy days.

 

[Cellarite]

"You are [enter a name here] and I claim my £5" posts.

The first one, about a decade ago wasn't funny so it certainly isn't funny now.

Nobody offered a reward for you to claim, you fucking thundercunt.

 

[Cellarite]

In fact - while I’m on about annoying posts - popping into the United thread every few day to post “scum” is purely a post count builder and such a “look at me” thing to do.

The ridiculous nicknames for teams like “Wet Spam” or “Neverton” are childish and makes bluemoon look like a youth club.

And the Wordle thread? Nobody gives a flying fuck that you got the right answer in 3, 4, 5, or 6 guesses. If people could see the guesses you made to get to the answer, it’d be slightly less fucking boring but to post a series of green and grey squares is a complete waste of your time and of the bandwidth.

Middle aged men posting on a forum not to contribute, but simply to boost their own ego through a fucking post count.

 

[DrBlueBob]

"You are [enter a name here] and I claim my £5" posts.

The first one, about a decade ago wasn't funny so it certainly isn't funny now.

Nobody offered a reward for you to claim, you fucking thundercunt.

You are Victor Meldrew and I claim my £10*.

* Adjusted for inflation.

 

[Barcon]

Rubbery avocados

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The United Utilities advert when the bloke says “poop”

 

[Kippax77]

Those little silver cannisters the feral kids get high from laden all over the street.
Pick them up you scruffy little cnuts.
Then go out and play a productive game, like kerby on the M66 you little shits

 

[True_Blue69]

Getting a bit of eggshell in the pan when making scrambled or fried egg

 

[Donmcfc]

Fruit flies

No it doesn't.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Speeders, round here always seems to be the chubby, “bearded”, early 30’s, Fred Durst lookalike gobshites in some shit Audi or BMW, selfish little shits.

 

[oldhamblue]

Stupid phrases along the lines of:
There's no I in team. -

Whenever I hear someone say this I always reply, true but there's a you in ****

 

[laserblue]

Newspapers and other media that always exaggerate temperatures for extra effect by quoting hot weather in Fahrenheit and cold weather in Centigrade.

And pointless shit like it's hotter in Manchester today than it is is South Africa. No shit Sherlock. Because it's fucking winter out there.

 

[crublue1]

"You are [enter a name here] and I claim my £5" posts.

The first one, about a decade ago wasn't funny so it certainly isn't funny now.

Nobody offered a reward for you to claim, you fucking thundercunt.

Julian cope must get an exemption though?

 

[Stoned Rose]

In fact - while I’m on about annoying posts - popping into the United thread every few day to post “scum” is purely a post count builder and such a “look at me” thing to do.

The ridiculous nicknames for teams like “Wet Spam” or “Neverton” are childish and makes bluemoon look like a youth club.

And the Wordle thread? Nobody gives a flying fuck that you got the right answer in 3, 4, 5, or 6 guesses. If people could see the guesses you made to get to the answer, it’d be slightly less fucking boring but to post a series of green and grey squares is a complete waste of your time and of the bandwidth.

Middle aged men posting on a forum not to contribute, but simply to boost their own ego through a fucking post count.

Irony likes this.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

How the fuck do they get the letters in rock

 

[crublue1]

How the fuck do they get the letters in rock

Starts out massive, then they stretch it.

 

[Bluechipblue]

Press conferences. How is it you hardly ever hear the fucking question, only mumbling, followed by the answer. Your then left to try and work out what the question was in the first place. Gave up listening to Pep's pressers ages ago because of it. Drives me nuts.

 

[Cellarite]

Irony likes this.

I have a lot of posts but each one was a masterpiece in its own right. Never filler.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I have a lot of posts but each one was a masterpiece in its own right. Never filler.

Not sure your post to like ratio agrees mate.

;)

 

[Cellarite]

Not sure your post to like ratio agrees mate.

;)

It’s because my finest work was done before the “like” button was introduced.

I was second in command throughout Operation Twat behind El Presidente. Believe me, you don’t become the Che Guevara of the Cellar without putting the hard yards in.

Meanwhile, you were probably on the bong.