Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

Same as 12 am and 12 pm. It's 12 midnight and 12 noon.

Is the number 12 superfluous then?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Twats that think I’m a Victor Meldrew.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Twats that think I’m a Victor Meldrew.

The twats that DON'T recognise me as Victor Meldrew.... I just don't believe it!!!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Twats that think I’m a Victor Meldrew.

Good point Victor was far too mellow.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Good point Victor was far too mellow.

You can do one too…

 

[Magicpole]

People who work behind a bar that are totally inept They can't work quickly, serve more than one person at a time or have a clue who's actually next or who's just arrived at the bar, as they're normally talking bollocks to their equally inept mate working with them. Bring back the old barmaid who could serve four people at once and add up the price in their head as they went. Invaluable.

I was down visiting my sister in London and the group ended up in this trendy nightclub. I had been drinking beer all day and was fed up with it, so decided I would have a Malt and a wee drop of water.

Goes up to the bar, young stunningly beautiful woman smiles at me. It’s the hair. I say Hi, can I have a Malt whisky and a little water.

No problem.

Just as she is pouring it my heart sinks, as I remember in London it’s a sixth of gill and to a Scot that’s fucking treason. But, too late.

She returns with a half pint glass, a golden coat on the bottom and she proceeds to fill the glass up to the fucking rim.

What’s that?

Malt and Water.

It’s a drop of water. That’s more than a drop.

She argued it was what I asked for.

Get your manager.

Manager appears, looked like a **** who hated the world because he hadn’t been discovered.

I asked for a Malt and a little water. She gave me this.

He rolled his eyes. I smiled a, you are so thick, smile to gorgeous chops.

Game over. Changed my mind and had another beer.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

You can do one too…

I don't believe this response.

 

[Newman Noggs]

It pisses me off that, if an American crime series has a maverick cop or an eccentric pathologist, they always like listening to jazz music and whenever they are shown off duty in a domestic setting they are boring the arse off their partner or daughter talking about "jazz greats" that no-one has ever heard of. Shut up. No-one in the real world listens to jazz and it doesn't make the character mysterious or enigmatic, just fucking boring.

 

[Kippax BB Lower]

People who don't indicate when driving or say thank you to you when you give way.

 

[Magicpole]

Fucking vegetarian food. Vegan meat substitutes. Me being a stubborn ****, who will never go back to eating meat. I’m over it. I’m
just never going to get over how fucking terrible vegan food is. oh and everything doesn’t taste like chicken.