Stupid little things that bug you

[55yr old teenager]

Just piss on the sting. It won't help but it'll be a laugh for passers by.

That's what my grandad told me and my brother to do if we could not find any dock leaves. That is ok for men. Its certainly a bit tricky for me!

 

[Barcon]

That's what my grandad told me and my brother to do if we could not find any dock leaves. That is ok for men. Its certainly a bit tricky for me!

That’s what friends are for : )

 

[Magicpole]

Damned annoying, especially when you are trying to watch a City match on a foreign TV stream.

Foreign TV Streams? You dirty bastard.

Which FTVS’s exactly? I want to see how fucking depraved you are, before either blocking you, or asking to join your gang.

 

[Magicpole]

That's what my grandad told me and my brother to do if we could not find any dock leaves. That is ok for men. Its certainly a bit tricky for me!

But not impossible, let’s face it. It’s not that difficult a manoeuvre. Stroll behind a bush, check the coast is clear and you’re halfway there. Wont work, obviously, but you will feel stronger for believing in yourself.

 

[Magicpole]

Cunts who give their house a name and then proceed to stick a plaque with said name to the front of it.

If there’s not a room in hell especially for those cunts, the worlds gone mad.

 

[Stoned Rose]

If there’s not a room in hell especially for those cunts, the worlds gone mad.

Innit. It’s always houses that are bit nicer than your average.

I clocked one the other day calling itself Richardson Hills. Ffs.

Disappointingly you never see this on a scally estate.

“Shithole Towers” or similar.

 

[Magicpole]

Innit. It’s always houses that are bit nicer than your average.

I clocked one the other day calling itself Richardson Hills. Ffs.

Disappointingly you never see this on a scally estate.

“Shithole Towers” or similar.

Nobody Wants To Live Here Avenue

I’d Rather Be Dead Heights.

I’d Go Back If I Were You Crescent.

 

[Barcon]

I don't see what's wrong with naming your house. Ours is called 2

 

[Magicpole]

I’m to talk. Magics Magic Dwelling.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Or after having a shit Al fresco

"dont shit when you eat my firend ! " Elvis Presley

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Innit. It’s always houses that are bit nicer than your average.

I clocked one the other day calling itself Richardson Hills. Ffs.

Disappointingly you never see this on a scally estate.

“Shithole Towers” or similar.

We have no choice- no number only a name when we moved in……oh what to do.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Cunts who give their house a name and then proceed to stick a plaque with said name to the front of it.

*Takes down sector7G plaque*

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Double barrel names..

 

[halfmist]

Cunts who give their house a name and then proceed to stick a plaque with said name to the front of it.

Agreed. The people we bought the house from had it built.
Their own surname followed by House is carved in marble then set in the main gates post
There is also a tower with stairs that lead to a room over the garages and they have had their initials set in to stained glass porthole window within the tower.
They have even had their name followed by House put in to the title deeds.

 

[1961_vintage]

When you go on a website and click on the bit you want only for the page to move as more content loads, and you end up opening an advert or something else.

You can visit whatever "niche" websites you like - we won't be checking your history. Just don't pass the blame on to the computer.

 

[Looby blue]

Restaurants and customers that go through the dance of tasting the wine before it's poured. You know fuck all about wine and the restaurant are just trying to look classy so don't go through with this charade and save everyones time by just pouring straight into the glass.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Twats on rollercoasters with arms in the air. They can fuck right off.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The way Pep called Zinchenko “Alex” when his name is “Oleks”.

 

[Blue Mist]

Restaurants and customers that go through the dance of tasting the wine before it's poured. You know fuck all about wine and the restaurant are just trying to look classy so don't go through with this charade and save everyones time by just pouring straight into the glass.

And in all honesty, who has ever said 'nah mate that's crap, get me a different one'

 

[Looby blue]

And in all honesty, who has ever said 'nah mate that's crap, get me a different one'

Only seen it once when the fella in fawlty towers sends it back cos it's corked.