Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

And than take the next turning

No they usually have a 6th sense to stay in front of me for fucking miles.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Bruce Willis?

Motherfucker

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People calling Kieran Trippier ‘Trippy-ay’

As if they think he’s got a French name and they’re trying to sound like they’ve got some class about them knowing how to say it!

Trippier is an old Lancashire farming name so the ‘ier’ will be an abbreviated way of saying ‘herd’

 

[doots]

Retailers (b and q for example)offering a product for sale at say 99 quid but it's not available in store and it's delivery only for a tenner.
So it's not 99 quid is it you cunts?

 

[kaz7]

Drivers that dont give way to the right ,usually down at tesco car park , someone did it to me this morning and ended up blocking the entire mini roundabout rather than just wait a second and let me out , people lose their minds down there

 

[kaz7]

Accidentally getting cat food juice on my hands. I start flapping my hands up and down and repeatedly saying "eww eww" until I've managed to get to the tap.

Same here , i am a veggie and hate touching meat or fish

 

[mayo31]

Vegetarians who feel the need to tell us

Ex smokers who go on and on about it.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

People who say pre-planned.
So you planned it before you ergh planned it or did you plan to plan it before you ....oh forget it. You sound stupid.

That’s like pre-warned. WTF?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Tesco

Its TESCO....you dont go to Tesco's / Tescos....you go to TESCO

Like Marks & Spencers. Grrr.

 

[Cellarite]

People who take ages to drive when traffic lights turn to green.

They have one fucking thing to do.

 

[ray21]

Neville co commentating on Rags game and Spitty on Dipper games.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Neville co commentating on Rags game and Spitty on Dipper games.

Either of them commentating on City games also wio, mcminimum and the dog botherer.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Like Marks & Spencers. Grrr.

“Marksiz”.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Retailers (b and q for example)offering a product for sale at say 99 quid but it's not available in store and it's delivery only for a tenner.
So it's not 99 quid is it you cunts?

Cunts who are that rich they have a spare £109 to spend on shit from B&Q.

 

[doots]

Cunts who are that rich they have a spare £109 to spend on shit from B&Q.

Less off the rich, ****

 

[Barcon]

Outdoor lights with non changeable bulbs.
The light outside has cacked it and you can't change the bulbs.
I have to buy a new fixture and chuck this piece of shit in the bin.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

“Marksiz”.

Me Mam says Marks’s and Boots’s, nutter!

 

[laserblue]

People who swerve out in front of you from a side road as though they have a massive emergency they need to get to, then slow down and drive at 25mph. Bastards. I hate the twats.

That happened to me last week. Some twat didn't look, didn't stop and didn't slow down. Just flew out of a side road forcing me to swerve and put my foot down while he still carried on into his turn.

 

[laserblue]

We got back from holiday last night and I had recorded the City game & had managed to avoid the result. However, my Mrs insisted on 1st watching the final of the voice. She never budged an inch whilst it was on. however, once I put the match on she was backwards & forwards, blocking the screen constantly.

I take it she's now residing under your patio.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Me Mam says Marks’s and Boots’s, nutter!

She does know it’s called Marks and Spencer, doesn’t she?