Stupid little things that bug you

People who sing along to a song and don’t know the words, sing the title then mumble away till the next bit, my mrs is guilty of it,
My wife is doing it as we speak. I have youtube on and she's mumbling along to Janes addiction.
Jane says, mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmm, going away to spain.
 
Teabags with STRING attached!! It's bad enough tea bags as it is but string???? What the heck is that? :-( :-)
It's so you can lift them from the mug and leave a trail of tea across the floor as you drop them in the bin. Saves having to wash the spoon used to remove the bag, or getting scalded fingers.
 
Repeat quiz shows that ask questions only relevant in the original show eg where are the next Olympics to be held, or who is the current Prime Minister when it could be any one of 5 .
 
Winter coats that don't have a hood on them. If you're missing protection from a pretty standard part of winter, something's not right.

Lads who go out with their top half dressed for winter, then their bottom half wearing shorts and flip flops. Or even worse, Crocs.
 
Motorists who think you can only fill up at petrol station when the pump is on the same side as the petrol cap.
The pump reaches across !
Or the fat fucker (with a straggly ginger beard down to his belly button.....wtf?), who parks his car next to one of the pumps, doesn't get petrol, but goes into the shop to get 2 cans of energy drink, when there's empty designated spaces, elsewhere
 
Or the fat fucker (with a straggly ginger beard down to his belly button.....wtf?), who parks his car next at one of the pumps, doesn't get petrol, but goes into the shop to get 2 cans of energy drink, when there's empty designated spaces, elsewhere
Pisses me right off. Trying to fuel up on the way to work and some **** is scratching cards at the til.
They shouldn't sell any of that crap.
 
The constant apologies from broadcasters when bad language is picked up by the mics at football matches. Yes; I understand that kids are watching and that, in an ideal world, they wouldn't be exposed to swearing at a very young age (even though I've heard youngsters effing and blinding just as well as I can). But sport is an emotive pastime. Is anyone (apart from the Holy Marys) really THAT offended by it these days? If you want to be offended, have a look at what's going on in the middle east. Now, THAT is highly offensive.
 
"Budget" supermarkets.
When they open their doors at the proper time, why are their staff just starting to stock the shelves? I'm either not getting stuff that SHOULD be there, or I'm slaloming pallets like an Olympic skier with my trolley.

Stagger your staff's hours accordingly, and let some of them come in 2 hours before opening time.
 
Token woman who knows nothing about football actually being paid money to give her opinion
Wife today. Heard some interesting football news.

Said she heard on the radio that some footballer called Alex Scott was dating Jeff Lynne and they were at some awards together.
Told her Jeff Lynne was in ELO, was too old for Alex Scott and that she must be istaken.
She then rechecked her info and told me it was actually Jess Glynne. I assumed then that it was Alex Scott, the Bristol City player.
Off she comes back that it is Alex Scott the ex Arsenal lady and Jess Glynne the singer are in a relationship.
Totally confused at this stage

Told her to feck off, in a nice way.
 

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