Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

When you cant get the pillow comfy

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

The internet phrase "BOY!, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!".

The Simpsons has so much to answer for, especially all that future prediction shite.

Someone pointed out on a Facebook group that on Mr Bates, the Walkie Talkie building was not completed in 2012 when the series was set, and went as far as ringing the completed building on a skyline shot and ended the post with "Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder".

People keep saying to sound current and that really pisses me off. SM is also to blame and next week I will delete my Facebook account, SM is a disease.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

The internet phrase "BOY!, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!".

The Simpsons has so much to answer for, especially all that future prediction shite.

Someone pointed out on a Facebook group that on Mr Bates, the Walkie Talkie building was not completed in 2012 when the series was set, and went as far as ringing the completed building on a skyline shot and ended the post with "Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder".

People keep saying to sound current and that really pisses me off. SM is also to blame and next week I will delete my Facebook account, SM is a disease.

Any chance you will be deleting your BM account?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I've noticed loads of people, especially women, wearing these recently.
They were designed to wear before and after open water and lido swims. To be fair, even for that purpose they are not strictly necessary. When I go for a lido swim, I can cope with being cold for a few seconds when I'm out of the water. Maybe everyone has just gone nesh.

Wifey was talking to a load of women wearing those. We were walking the dogs along a beach and they were going for a swim. They called it off due to the storm, wise decision.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Any chance you will be deleting your BM account?

Burn of the week. :-)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

When you cant get the pillow comfy

Try biting it.

 

[BlueFurn]

‘Away fans in the home end ‘.
Don’t home fans have at least 3 stands, usually a bit more? Home end? Gets on my tits… also we haven’t sold 3 million tickets for a home game against Burnley and some bugger thinks it’s embarrassing. Fuck me.
When was it in the rules that every seat had to have an arse on it? Since the barcodes started singing their shite song? Twats.
Rant over.

 

[Donmcfc]

Anthony H Wilson became an even bigger twat when he added the H.

Are you referring to Hanthony?

 

[Marklr]

Those weird dreams you get when you've got a temperature from a cold/flu. Last night I dreamt my legs were bigger than me and there was nothing i could do about it. They didn't even work.
I was very upset when I woke up. Why have legs bigger than yourself that don't work? And why did everyone already know...except for me?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those weird dreams you get when you've got a temperature from a cold/flu. Last night I dreamt my legs were bigger than me and there was nothing i could do about it. They didn't even work.

I dreamed I was playing football with my dog, he chipped in a ball which I hit on the volley.......at the exact same time that my middle toe started to hurt, it carried on hurting for a few minutes.

I asked the wife in the morning if i'd misstakenly kicked her..." No "
Did she kick me " No "

Weird !!!

 

[Marklr]

I dreamed I was playing football with my dog, he chipped in a ball which I hit on the volley.......at the exact same time that my middle toe started to hurt, it carried on hurting for a few minutes.

I asked the wife in the morning if i'd misstakenly kicked her..." No "
Did she kick me " No "

Weird !!!

Ask the dog...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ask the dog...

Never thought of that....

 

[Marklr]

Never thought of that....

You know it'll never admit it.
Another thing that bugs me actually...when you punch some rag/dipper/burglar/twat in your dream and wake up to find you've just punched the wall.

 

[BlueHammer85]

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.

 

[halfmist]

Anyone who has the car alarm coded to beep the horn when they press the remote. Particularly annoying when they return home late at night

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You know it'll never admit it.
Another thing that bugs me actually...when you punch some rag/dipper/burglar/twat in your dream and wake up to find you've just punched the wall.

Once woke up with black eye after head butting the bed side table

 

[give it to gordon]

When running late I quickly rinse my cereal bowl fill it with water and leave it the bowl. My missus just puts it in the bowl unrinsed and without water in it.

Missus has porridge when I do the washing after tea it's like trying to take artex of the ceiling when washing her bowl.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Burnt quiche

 

[Bill Walker]

When running late I quickly rinse my cereal bowl fill it with water and leave it the bowl. My missus just puts it in the bowl unrinsed and without water in it.

Missus has porridge when I do the washing after tea it's like trying to take artex of the ceiling when washing her bowl.

Have you lodged a formal written complaint ?

 

[Bill Walker]

Anyone who has the car alarm coded to beep the horn when they press the remote. Particularly annoying when they return home late at night

So every time you press the tv remote your car horn goes off ? ....weird.