Stupid little things that bug you

Music acts being given a "name"

The King of Rock n Roll.... Presley
The King of Soul..... Sam Cooke
Queen of Soul..... Aretha Franklin
Empress of Soul..... Gladys Knight
Godfather of Soul... James Brown
King of Pop... Kiddy Fiddler
Queen of Pop.... Madonna
Queen of Rock..... Tina Turner
The Boss.... Springsteen

Guess what?..... They're all colonials
Needy fuckers
Similar vein, I cant stand the need to rank and compare everything one to another. Tv shows, films, bands. Just enjoy for what they are
 
So, my wife told me she wanted a new coat for Christmas. She even made it easy for me and sent me a link to buy it. I said, "No problem, I’ll sort it in the morning."

Fast forward to today, it's sold out everywhere. When I told her, she went absolutely crazy, asking why I didn’t just buy it last night when I got home from the match. Fair point, I guess, but honestly, I didn’t think it would sell out that fast!
 
So, my wife told me she wanted a new coat for Christmas. She even made it easy for me and sent me a link to buy it. I said, "No problem, I’ll sort it in the morning."

Fast forward to today, it's sold out everywhere. When I told her, she went absolutely crazy, asking why I didn’t just buy it last night when I got home from the match. Fair point, I guess, but honestly, I didn’t think it would sell out that fast!
Tell her that it would have made her look fat anyway. She'll settle right down.
 

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