Just got tickets to see Stephen Nile Dobbin this weekend.Bands that have Stephen in their name or a river named after them, or a horse why not a horse ?
How about a song that mentioned Vera or the Okinawa river delta.
FFS. Stop.
Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.
I’m witty, an unbelievable racoon, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.
I could have gone places.
What a lovely thought to start the day.Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.
Sat on the top deck of the bus overlooking all that is yours.....
Boooo!!!! That's victim blaming that is. They'd come after you if they could get past the fridge.Newspaper headlines. Just seen that the NHS are to blame for an increase in illegal fat-loss jabs due to their slow roll out.
No. It's due to fat fucks not eating right or exercising. Get your fat fucking fingers out of your fat fucking mouths and slowly roll out the front door and jog a bit.
Lopsided number plates. How hard is it to fit one straight.