Stupid little things that bug you

Bands that have Stephen in their name or a river named after them, or a horse why not a horse ?
How about a song that mentioned Vera or the Okinawa river delta.

FFS. Stop.
 
I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.

I’m witty, an unbelievable racoon, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.

I could have gone places.
Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.

Sat on the top deck of the bus overlooking all that is yours.....
 
Fact: In UK we consume less carbs now than we did in the 50s. Then as kids we were always on the go. No phones, no internet, far fewer cars, more spare ground. The scrubby ‘field’ we used to play in is no longer, lost to road widening and a roundabout.
 
Newspaper headlines. Just seen that the NHS are to blame for an increase in illegal fat-loss jabs due to their slow roll out.

No. It's due to fat fucks not eating right or exercising. Get your fat fucking fingers out of your fat fucking mouths and slowly roll out the front door and jog a bit.
Boooo!!!! That's victim blaming that is. They'd come after you if they could get past the fridge.
 

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