Stupid things your bird has said

[Pearcey]

Me: Sophie's kid is called Jonas, isn't that a bible name?
Ally: Yes, Jonas and the fish.
Me: You mean Jonah and the whale?
Ally: Oh yeah.

 

[Rokel1]

My wife was wondering why Northampton & Southampton have such different postcodes.(shes got a 1st degree, and a Masters as well)

 

[Tell The King]

"Isn't Al Capone in Scarface?"

 

[blueunit]

Im not getting the new city shirt.

Like thats going to happen haha

 

[grantyboy23]

she once said.. "are u going to the match tomorrow? "

.........fuckin idiot..

I get that 25 times a season

 

[mcfcinprague]

Do you want a blow job I mean come on!

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

When an ex was complaining about the rain, I pointed out that we need rain for drinking water and that we'd all die if we had no water, to which she replies 'Well we could all drink coke'. One of the first times she'd met my dad as well. After we'd laughed at her, I explained that coke is mostly water and she suggested that we could drink cactus juice.

She wasn't even that much of a looker...<br /><br />-- Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:21 am --<br /><br />

Not something said exactly but a bird of mine thought that "bumming" meant 2 people rubbing their bums together.

I hope you put her straight!

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!
Couldn't resist

 

[Duvet Rosler]

"do men have bladders?" is a personal favourite of many. Again, first class degree and a Masters from Trinity College.

 

[DeanC]

In San Francisco last year we were walking around the city which means constantly walking up & down hills. After a while she said to me "Why didn't they flatten the hills before they built the city". Classic.

 

[mancitymick]

Mick do you mind hoovering upstairs