Stupid things your bird has said

I told the misses a few years ago that they were turning the QE2 into a museum. She replyied "jesus, it will have to a big museum to get that in"
 
Christmas at my family's long time ago with an ex. The whole family was playing a game called Articulate in which you have to describe the word (bit like Taboo).
Any way, the word I had to describe to my bird was 'mackerel'.
So I said, 'The first part is Scottish.' She said, 'Mac.'
So far so good.
So I then said, 'Think of a Scottish fish.'
She said, 'Macfish!'

Daft blonde cow.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I was watching Walking with Dinosaurs with an ex a few years ago. They showed some CGI footage of a Stegosaurus slowly dying on a beach, it was quite clever technology at the time.

The bird pipes up, "Oh, why doesn't the cameraman do something to help it".
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Holy shit..... that is fuckin quality.
 
"The offside rule: When a striker has to play in defence or something" she was proud of herself for that one.
 
daveduke67 said:
I'm sick of telling the new one that extra time isn't injury time and that extra time is only played in some cup games. Not the first leg and not if the other team has scored away goals that count as double. Unless it's a Carling Cup game and the away goals rule only applies if its still an aggregate draw after extra time. That Europa League was a league but's now a knockout where away goals do count in the event of a draw.

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We are cleverer than we think we are...knowing all that.
 
My niece went to coms for the first and last time. After Hark now hear the City sing...was sung, she asked 'why are they singing about Darren Day?'
 
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